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Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ?
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I was inspired by the AWOL thread and it lead me to reminice about odd forms of alcohol consumption I have partook in.

Anyways after returning from a symposium on the dangers of globilization to the prospects of third world literature developement I grabbed my bottle of Silent Sam from the Freezer.

I flipped a shot glass upside down and filled the tiny concave bottom with my chilled concotion. I leaned down with a slight glee that my cocaine indulgences of the past month had actually endowed me with some transferable and practical skills.

BAMMMMOO! NEWT! MINT! The diabolical devil drink hit me like six peruvian bats out of hell. I fell to ground and clutched my scorching sinuses as a frothy mixture of vodka and snot dripped on to my upper lip.

The excruciating agony was unbearable, and the unbearable suffering was excruciating. I suggest never partaking in this unholly paganish consumption of spirits unless you have friends around that you can impress or show off too.

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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Hmmmmm. I have just a splash of vodka left in a bottle downstairs.

Methinks you have given me an idea....


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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: ToTheSummit] * 1
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:moose:

do it and report back with results

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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This ought to be interesting.  :smirk:

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!

:wink:

Seriously though... wtf man. This is one of those stories you bring up every time someone does something stupid.

Like... "well ya, but you remember that one time when..."

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Trainwreck]
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I had heard rumblings of this underground practice and I like to be on the cutting edge

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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Wow, that is just.....retarded.


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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Harbinger]
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As long as I can get an interesting anecdote out of an experience I'll most likely go for it

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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True, that's definitely an interesting one to tell.


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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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I'll remember that comment.

When I ask you to RAIL a line of BLEACH and CHALK because everyone in the room agrees you will most definitely get an "interesting anecdote" out of it.

:shocked:

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Trainwreck]
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Seriously though.

Would you be down for that? Because I'd love to get it on tape :yesnod:

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Trainwreck]
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Man, that would sweep the internet in a matter of minutes I bet.
"Dude, check out this video of this guy snorting some bleach and chalk!"
"Whoa! I wanna party with him!"


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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Trainwreck]
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I don't have any chalk

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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Just substitute more bleach then


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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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stupid....why would anyone would want to do that??.. :confused: :shake:

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Skunk420]
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id do it:lol:

did u get u drunk at all (i would think so since it goes into ur membranes)


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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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tip a shot glass upside down there aint that much there

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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I've snorted a table spoon of Cabo Wabo. It was rugged.

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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yea i got that part, sounds easy enough. but did it do anything to u?


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Re: Has Anyone Ever Snorted Vodka ? [Re: Noetical]
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I actually just found out online its called a 'Chilly Willie'

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