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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: Fungi_x]
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"If you do that you have NOTHING to feel guilty about."

:thumbup:


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: danlennon3]
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You aren't going to find the dog sitting here...


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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If the dog was with you at your house its very likely that it made its way to somewhere around its owner's house.

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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i cant even drive anymore.. im too frustrated to be behind the wheel of a car..i was having anxiety attacks. and being pulled over didnt help. i have been EVERYWHERE, so what else can i do?


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"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: Twister]
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Yeah most definately. Especially if it is close by.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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i drove to the owners house twice and searched the area....... i cant sleep


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"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: danlennon3]
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I once heard about this sick fetish that dog owners had where they'd teach their elderly dogs how to run away from dogkeepers, and then they'd give the dog to a dogkeeper for care, and then the dog would run away and the guy with the fetish would constantly send the dogkeeper money while the dogkeeper had a nervous breakdown about it. The guy with the fetish hopes and prays that the dogkeeper will go buy an exact replica of their old dog for the guy with the fetish to frantically masturbate over. It's all because the guy with the fetish is too afraid to buy a new dog to masturbate over. It's a pretty fucked fetish but I hear it's gaining in popularity and even has a few websites and even has a it's own magazine "Terrifying Dogkeepers and Frantically masturbating over pets Monthly" or T.D.A.F.M.O.P.M for short.

So in essence what I'm trying to say is, SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY BEFORE THIS GUY WITH THE FETISH GETS BACK! And if you're going to buy a dog for him to masturbate over... might I suggest a beagle?


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

Edited by PhatWhitey420 (07/15/05 01:49 AM)

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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PhatWhitey420 said:
I once heard about this sick fetish that dog owners had where they'd teach their elderly dogs how to run away from dogkeepers, and then they'd give the dog to a dogkeeper for care, and then the dog would run away and the guy with the fetish would constantly send the dogkeeper money while the dogkeeper had a nervous breakdown about it. The guy with the fetish hopes and prays that the dogkeeper will go buy an exact replica of their old dog for the guy with the fetish to frantically masturbate over. It's all because the guy with the fetish is too afraid to buy a new dog to masturbate over. It's a pretty fucked fetish but I hear it's gaining in popularity and even has a few websites and even has a it's own magazine "Terrifying Dogkeepers and Frantically masturbating over pets Monthly" or T.D.A.F.M.O.P.M for short.

So in essence what I'm trying to say is, SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY BEFORE THIS GUY WITH THE FETISH GETS BACK! And if you're going to buy a dog for him to masturbate over... might I suggest a beagle?


this isnt helping


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: danlennon3]
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Sorry... I just had this thing about frantically masturbating over dogs that I wanted to get out there.

I don't know all dogs I've ever known to run away go to the place they considered a home last. I'd check the owner's house and wherever the dog came from before that.

What kind of dog was it?


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

Edited by PhatWhitey420 (07/15/05 01:54 AM)

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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boxer


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: danlennon3]
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He's probably at a gym.


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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i give up.. im going to wake up tomorrow morning by a phone call.. this phone call will be my fate


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: danlennon3]
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When you want to give up its best to go look one last time man. Seriously.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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they just found her! everything is cool now.. i would have been devastated if something happened to her but its all good now.. thanks for the support  :grin:


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: danlennon3]
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:laugh:

You must be feeling DAMN good!  Im about to watch my moms dog this weekend.


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: Toddo]
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See? Everything works out in the end. Glad you found the dog, made 100 dollars and everything is alright. Oh, btw, did you get a ticket from that cop that pulled you over?


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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ok now that they found the dog, it's safe for me to laugh at phatwhitey's joke.

:lol:


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: Krishna]
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I'm ecstatic! the cops didn't give me a ticket but they kept saying that it smelled like marijuana on me and in my car.... i told him i did not smoke and was not around it and he bought it.. i did smoke hours before so my eyes were red. i don't know how he smelled it but i stuck to my word. i also had to do an eye test because i had a couple drinks.. i was so frustrated and anxious i don't know how i passed it but he said i was OK.


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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: danlennon3]
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he didnt smell it.. thats standard operating procedure when talking to a young male driving.


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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO [Re: danlennon3]
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Do you live in a city or a town?


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