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Stupid little bitch
    #4276076 - 06/09/05 03:11 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

My sisters dog is pissing me sooo badly. I have to watch it for like, 5 days. Yesterday was the first day and its already shit and pissed on my floor, and woke me up every fucking last night causing me to miss my doctors appointment and be late for work.

How do I handle a little dog??


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276085 - 06/09/05 03:14 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Love it and stroke it. Show it kindness and love.

Peace to all!

:gd_icon:


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276089 - 06/09/05 03:15 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

How little of a pup? and what kind?


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idiotek said:
  How do I get Alakona to like me? Fucking skank won't show me any tits, why should I give her a cock shot?  Fuck that. I figure if I fill her PM box with my dick photo, it's almost the same thing as filling her real box with my real dick?

TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: alakona]
    #4276096 - 06/09/05 03:16 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know how old it is. Its a minpin.


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276103 - 06/09/05 03:17 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

poor puppy.

i just brought mine home from the store and he was acting up so when i brought him in he stayed outside and whined and i thought he was just being a little bitch so i got all mad and brought him in...

then he shit on my carpet.

My fault, i should have not been so impatient.


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idiotek said:
  How do I get Alakona to like me? Fucking skank won't show me any tits, why should I give her a cock shot?  Fuck that. I figure if I fill her PM box with my dick photo, it's almost the same thing as filling her real box with my real dick?

TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276105 - 06/09/05 03:18 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

First off... Did your sister tell you anything about this dog's habbits? It may be trained in some way, anywhere from going on newspaper on the floor, to scratching or whining to get outside. it depends. If she didn't... call her now!!! lol Or... you'll need to take him outside every few hours.

How did he wake you up? That will tell what to do about that. He probably wants something....

Also... what breed? And he? or She?


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HedgeWych]
    #4276117 - 06/09/05 03:21 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

It wakes me up because it needs to fucking sleep with me. ON MY FUCKING BED. Its annoying. I put it on the ground and it just kept trying to jump up on my bed while barking. I know the dog as well as my sister, but shes the one who cleans up after it. I've been left at home alone to watch the house for 5 or 4 days, and I have to clean up after this little shit monster.


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276125 - 06/09/05 03:23 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
I don't know how old it is. Its a minpin.




::shudder:: A mop... ugh...

They're high energy if I remember correctly. Take her out to play.. or even stay in. Give her attention and see if you can wear her out before bed... or whenever. Lots of loving is good too!!!!

eh... I really am a big dog person... I want a great dane and irish wolfhound. lol


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HedgeWych]
    #4276132 - 06/09/05 03:25 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

a mop?


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276139 - 06/09/05 03:27 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Try taking her out more often.  That'll help the piles in the house.

And some dogs are trained to think it's ok to sleep with the human.  If you leave her up, you'll probably both fall asleep before long.  You could try and train her, but 5 days is really impractical for that.

hehe... skinny little bitch in your bed.  ...  hehe...  :tongue2:


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HedgeWych]
    #4276144 - 06/09/05 03:29 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I kept falling asleep, and so did she, but she'd move change the way she was laying every hour or so, by walking all over me.


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276145 - 06/09/05 03:29 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Mop = dog small and hairy enough that you could stuff a stick in their ass and clean the floor.  :crazy2:


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HedgeWych]
    #4276147 - 06/09/05 03:29 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Minpins have hair about as long as an eyelash.  A short eyelash. 

I can only assume you've never seen one. :shrug:


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HedgeWych]
    #4276150 - 06/09/05 03:30 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HedgeWych said:
Mop = dog small and hairy enough that you could stuff a stick in their ass and clean the floor.  :crazy2:




Shes not hairy



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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276153 - 06/09/05 03:31 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
I kept falling asleep, and so did she, but she'd move change the way she was laying every hour or so, by walking all over me.




A play secession and then a bowl right before bed!  :stoned:

Or... you could skip the bowl if your sis would be po'd...


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276164 - 06/09/05 03:33 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Ok... not mop... bait! lol

She is terribly cute though...


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HedgeWych]
    #4276169 - 06/09/05 03:34 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

if an animal can't say no, you shouldn't be getting it high.


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276173 - 06/09/05 03:35 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

So if it can say no, you should get it high?


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4276185 - 06/09/05 03:38 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I never force an animal to smoke. Offer, and if they turn away, then you have your answer and stop. If they lean into the cloud...


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Re: Stupid little bitch [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4276188 - 06/09/05 03:39 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Im sorry, but this isnt really on topic.

lets go back to talking about how the dog keeps hella awake before i report this post.


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idiotek said:
  How do I get Alakona to like me? Fucking skank won't show me any tits, why should I give her a cock shot?  Fuck that. I figure if I fill her PM box with my dick photo, it's almost the same thing as filling her real box with my real dick?

TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.


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