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My immune system is grand.
    #4069855 - 04/18/05 08:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It is a curious dilemma when your head feels tiny fiber explosions, yet you are unable to do anything about it. Rather than sitting, concentrating, you are doing the opposite; laying and wobbling.

I woke up from a vivid dream of mountain biking down a huge mountain. Don't worry, I'm a pro. My head was against the wall when my eyes opened. The light burned, and salty paste was dripping from my nose.

I love it. I am never happier than when I'm sick. Sure, I complain, just like everyone else, but in my heart I realize how lucky I am. There is an entire ecosystem living in my body. These bacteria or viruses have gone through multitudes of generation, and I have given them life, provided them with a universe, and disguised their time as my own. I'm sure they appreciate it more than I know. I hope to find microscopic 'cave' writings on my spleen about how each burp I produce was like an earthquake of affinity.

Sadly, I must destroy all of these little guys. I'm really not that vindictive, but the process must be followed. I provided them with life for times unimaginable, while the experience I gained in a few short days is nothing short of spectacular. I have never met a virus I was scared of. In a dark alley, they may have eyes for scent, but I have guns for blood.

My task is never complete. They can surprise me at all times, but I can always kick their asses.

Thank you, bacteria. Thank you, viruses. Without you, my life would be much more dull.

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Re: My immune system is grand. [Re: Meraok]
    #4069922 - 04/18/05 09:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Congratulations on your ecosystem of bacteria.  I hope you're all very happy together until the end.  :laugh:


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Re: My immune system is grand. [Re: CherryBom]
    #4070054 - 04/18/05 09:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe you should get a dog.

although I don't know how well the genocide thing would work with one....

It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

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Re: My immune system is grand. [Re: BloodNOil]
    #4070136 - 04/18/05 09:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

thats beautiful man.

c h e m i s t r y

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Re: My immune system is grand. [Re: Meraok]
    #4070244 - 04/18/05 10:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

that's the spirit!!!  :thumbup:

a very refreshing read, indeed!


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Re: My immune system is grand. [Re: Meraok]
    #4070559 - 04/18/05 11:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

An interesting view... I have lupus, would you like to trade immune systems for a while... you will discover all sorts of new bacterium that you have never encountered before. :laugh:

whoever told you that is your enemy.

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