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A couple random rhymes
    #3974551 - 03/27/05 12:38 AM (13 years, 27 days ago)

Just found these on my computer. I'd say they're about a good year and half to two years old. All about ganja..... story of my life..... :lol:

it aint no doubt every mornin i be blazin
i get the dank bud i'm cravin
tokin up, that shit's amazin
a fat blunt's my haven
but you can't forget about the old bong
big hit, small hit, you can't go wrong
it's rushin to my head and flowin through my veins
the THC is entertainment for my brains
bitch back off, don't pinch out of my sack
i'll break your fuckin face, make your eyes black
cause everyone knows everyday i be blazin
but my mind's okay, ain't nothin phazin

And the second one:

joint's out, need to reignite
i need a light
yo, this ganj is tight
don't tell me to stop
smokin' herbs is my right
the government's the one thats wrong
this shits been goin on too long
lets break out the bong
smoke the KB's from DC to Hong Kong
won't stop till my bowl's K'd
smoke in front of a cop, i aint afraid
these laws make me feel betrayed
i pay my taxes and obey the laws
this country is a mess, and weed is not the cause
just leave me alone to smoke my J
so i won't go to jail, and i won't have to pay

Despite the liberal use of ebonic-like english, I am NOT, reapeat NOT, a wigger.

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Re: A couple random rhymes [Re: DNKYD]
    #3974776 - 03/27/05 01:46 AM (13 years, 27 days ago)

You inspired me to write a weed poem...

My bowl in front
My weed behind
I turn around
Only to find
I spilled my stash
Amongst the dirt
Leaving me blundered
Wondered and irked
For I was preparing
To roll a Jay
With papers I bought
The other day
Magical papers
Or so I was told
Leaving you stoned
Until you are old
So I toughed it up
And rolled a spliff
With my dirt-covered weed
Oh, only if
I hadn't spilled
My stash all over
I wouldn't be sitting
In extreme euphoria
That wasn't dirt
I spilled my stash in
It was in all truth
Now forever
Here I lie
High as a kite
'Til the day I die
I shouldn't have used
Those magical sheets
Now go away
It's time to sleep

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Re: A couple random rhymes [Re: PinballWizard]
    #3974824 - 03/27/05 02:07 AM (13 years, 27 days ago)


So many fools swingin' from my sack,
Let's talk about the one who had my back!
Down in the west coast, so lemme kick it
To the motherfucker who calls himself wicked!
No rest, no peace! No sleep,
Doughboy rolling down the hill 'cause it's so steep!
Jackson... lemme figure out the name,
Jack 'cause you be stealing other niggaz game!
But I'm the wrong nigga you wanna fuck with
On my dick so hard, now ya wanna suck it!
Go on the head, gobble up the nuts,
Get your lips ready & tear this motherfucker up!
Talk about Ezy, correct yourself.
Cube, better step back & check yourself!

Hmmm... let's talk about this
First solo album on the east coast dick!
The east coast niggaz all showed ya love,
Especially the one known as King Sun!
He tried to warn us niggaz aboutcha
But nobody would listen, even started dissin'
Two albums later, you callin' my crew,
All because ya wannabe Cypress Cube!
Shoulda known you couldn't hang in the alley,
Good boy went to school out in the valley.
Fuck it, lemme make this understood,
Speakin' on mama's little Boy N Da Hood!
No Vaseline,
Just a rope & a chair & gasoline!
Lench Mob is a friend of mine,
But you talk about them niggaz from behind.
You know what the Hossack(sp) is, O'Shea?
A motherfucking pig that don't fly straight!
Where ya gonna run to? Where ya gonna hide?
Taadow! Look at who's running outside!

Natural Born Bullshitta! Lemme hitcha
With a dose of reality when I get witcha!
Your homie...????????????????????
Put a pipe on the cover, even though you don't smoke
Buddha! Let me take you down under on a plane
Where everybody was going insane!
Took a look at the Real one,
AFRO COMB! Next morning you didn't have yours on.
How many ways will you bite my shit?
Wouldja wet me or start throwing up a set?
Caution, when you enter the zone,
Never used to bang 'til you heard the microphone!
I got Cube melting in a Tray,
Pulling up his card & fucking up his good day!
Unoriginal rap veteran...
The nigga who say he don't steal from his friends!
Don't trust that nigga named O'Shea,
FUCK'IM, and send him on his way.  :grin: :stoned:



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