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OfflineBrAiN
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The Shroomery King of the Ring
    #3945044 - 03/20/05 06:19 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

ok.. fictional king of the ring match.. all shroomerites in a wrestling ring having at one another... who would win.. everyone post their stats here so we can start the fictional betting


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945047 - 03/20/05 06:20 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

What kind of stats?


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945050 - 03/20/05 06:20 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

(females don't forget breast size)

BrAiN;

25 years old
160 lb
5'11"
33 waist size
7 inch schlong... quite thick too

experience:
* high school varsity wrestling
* hardcore raving in college
* been in 1 fight.. headlocked the dude and rammed his head into a fridge repeatedly
* growing up in dc/baltimore
* tackled a giant 300lb black dude in jail once
* currently.. eat 50000 billion calories a day and surfing

training:
* dad was golden gloves
* sister toured the national wrestling curcuit, almost made olympics, beat the shit outta me on a daily basis

special ninja moves: eye gounging ball kick combo..., surfing tail fin slash across your face..., my teeth are pretty sharp too.. i could bite a few ears off


Edited by BrAiN (03/20/05 06:35 PM)


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945073 - 03/20/05 06:24 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Slowburner

age: 21 glorious years old
weight: 130lbs on my period
height: 5' 5"
eye color: LAZER

special technique: Swift Kick To The Cajones

experience
*rides surfers out to the bay to feed her shark allys
*defended territory from older and younger, equally deadly sisters
*raided Swaziland, successfully


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945082 - 03/20/05 06:25 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

WoodsCall the Toughest Damn Chick in DaHood

22 years old
135 lbs of pure thumpin muscle
5'4.5
34B bust
piercing brown eyes


I can crush your skull between my tits.





LET'S GET IT ON.


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: slowburner]
    #3945093 - 03/20/05 06:27 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Adam Kalis

19 years old.
150lbs.
6'0.
fit.
wants to kill himself.
wants to kill you.
wants to kill everyone.
doesnt care anymore.

special move: anything nobody else would do or think of.. craziest/smartest/careless shit there is.


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this is my signature but you want an autograph.


Edited by Kalis (03/20/05 06:29 PM)


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945095 - 03/20/05 06:27 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I would kill you all and eat your entrails


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
    #3945098 - 03/20/05 06:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

all women who want to join the king of the ring must submit photos of their cleavage so make sure it conforms with tournament regulations


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945106 - 03/20/05 06:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

you aren't asking me to post my cleavage are you?


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945108 - 03/20/05 06:29 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Too bad RunDMT isn't around...

:ninja:


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945117 - 03/20/05 06:31 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

and what about submitting a photo of your thick 7" schlong???


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945119 - 03/20/05 06:31 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Kid_Orgo

20 years old
190 lb
5'11"
34 waist size
Cock thicker than last girlfriend's wrist.

experience:
* three years Tae Kwon Do
* never been in fight, no idea of capabilities.
* mean drunk


special ninja moves: Apathy Aura. Those near me will become sapped and too lazy to attack. Also capable of blinding the enemy with protective Pot Fog


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
    #3945126 - 03/20/05 06:32 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Photoguy

Age: 115 years on da mean streets
Weight: 612 pounds of alcholic, drug addected hottness
Height: 7'14
Fighting style: Pistol Whip you inbetween the eyes/Drunkin Cockmaster

I PITY DA FOO WHO FUCKS WITH DA PHOTOMAN


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My name is Ender Wiggen and I will own you soon. Bean is my second in command, he is PC'ing jars right now.


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
    #3945131 - 03/20/05 06:33 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

adrug

age: 25
weight: 125lbs
height: 5'7"
waist: 28"
breast size: none of your damn business

experience: I had a mean older brother and a little sister to take it out on.

special moves: I am equipped with laser eyes, rocket launcher arms, and hair long enough to whip even the strongest enemy into submission.


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: WoodsCall]
    #3945136 - 03/20/05 06:33 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

WoodsCall said:
and what about submitting a photo of your thick 7" schlong???




give me a few minutes.. i gotta project my 7 inch schlong symbol over the cloud like the bat symbol.... give it a few minutes to wake up and wipe off the crusties


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
    #3945138 - 03/20/05 06:34 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

can we wrestle?


it could be fuun


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
    #3945144 - 03/20/05 06:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

oooooh I see adrug has shown up.  That's funny. :smirk:

To take out my aggression of no longer being the only child when I was 11, I used to beat up on my three little sisters and two little brothers. 

Well since we're the only chicks and I really have no intentions of being mean to you, would you consider tag-teaming against the others?  I promise I won't steal tod from you!


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Edited by WoodsCall (03/20/05 06:38 PM)


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
    #3945146 - 03/20/05 06:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I'd win...


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
    #3945150 - 03/20/05 06:36 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I got first dibbs on adrug.. hatta.. is that mud puddle ready yet?


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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: WoodsCall]
    #3945151 - 03/20/05 06:36 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Relax woman, I'm here to fight fair. heh


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