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I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it
    #3908893 - 03/12/05 09:37 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

damn. My brother got it for me. im only 18. And im so bored tonight and nothing is going on (girlfreind is in a play, and my 2 best freinds went to NY but i didnt cause work) and theres no partys or nothing (at least that i know of)


And i just got off work so i just want to go and have a nice captain and coke. but i couldnt find the bottle in my garage and it looks shady as hell when i keep going down there. so i got to wait for my parents to go to bed now (usually between 10-11) and its 9:30 now. sucks. Im definitly looking forward to getting my buzz on.


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: ]
    #3908908 - 03/12/05 09:39 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

As much as I endorse your underage drinking, rum makes me wanna :projectile:


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: ]
    #3908915 - 03/12/05 09:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

i stole it.


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #3908976 - 03/12/05 09:51 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Yea but Bacardi '151' is da shit! that stuff is good for sippin' by inself on the rocks or mixed...you don't have to drink to get drunk, just to get buzzed... I am such a drunk I usually only buy beer because I am too much of a drunk...


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: Skunk420]
    #3910024 - 03/13/05 02:07 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Glad I'm not the only one who gets outta control when hard liquors are involved.

Everclear is my poison of choice, I like to mix it with orange pop or something fruity and you can't taste it.

Bad idea for me usually.

I start out with probably less than half a shot in my first cup.
Fast forward to like my fifth cup and I'm mixing fucking half and half, Needless to say I can't remember much the next day.


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: EvilEwok]
    #3910031 - 03/13/05 02:10 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Just be careful how MUCH you put in yur drink..that is all... I have been a drunk for a while...being 33 and all..


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: EvilEwok]
    #3910041 - 03/13/05 02:13 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Guess I'm a n00b drunk. :grin:


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: EvilEwok]
    #3910062 - 03/13/05 02:26 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

You got to be an 14 year old starting drink and a high school softmore drunk...but I am older....look up my b date on my profile..


Edited by skunk78395 (03/13/05 02:27 AM)


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it *DELETED* [Re: Skunk420]
    #3910147 - 03/13/05 02:52 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: EvilEwok]
    #3910155 - 03/13/05 02:53 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

god I was drinking white russians last night and my friend's girlfriend said it stunk like vodka and I mixed it wrong.. I said no way cuz it fuckin tasted great to me.. I wake up spooning her with a morning wood with my buddy all pissed off :grin:


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: EvilEwok]
    #3910186 - 03/13/05 02:59 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: Good times, good times...


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: EvilEwok]
    #3910709 - 03/13/05 10:20 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EvilEwok said...
...Everclear is my poison of choice, I like to mix it with orange pop or something fruity


Everclear IS poison.I personally lost a friend who thought he could do 21 shots on his birthday :shrug:DRINK THIS ...I too am a bad drunk on liquors.I love the taste of rum and tequila...not mixed with each other {or mixed with anything else},Straight....  Thankfully, there is beer. :cheers: :beer: :beer:


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: vinsue]
    #3911226 - 03/13/05 02:00 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I've only once been close to death because of alcohol. But that was more than enough times. I was just barely 21 and all I remember is about 11 shots of tequila in half an hour. I am sure I drank more but the whole night after that is a black out except that I do remember throwing up a lot. And I wished I was dead for about 3 days afterward.


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Re: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan in my Garage And i cant find it [Re: ]
    #3911357 - 03/13/05 02:30 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Look in your medicine cabinet thats where my lost bottle of Xanax was


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