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Invisibledblaney
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    #3878253 - 03/06/05 05:52 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

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Re: Little children are [Re: dblaney]
    #3878261 - 03/06/05 05:53 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

lure them into your van


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Re: Little children are [Re: dblaney]
    #3878271 - 03/06/05 05:54 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

commando style = no undies on?


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Re: Little children are [Re: notapillow]
    #3878277 - 03/06/05 05:55 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

make up some story about how your house is haunted and every kid who has wandered near it now wets the bed.


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Re: Little children are [Re: dblaney]
    #3878278 - 03/06/05 05:55 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

It'd be real creepy if you go outside and stare at them as they run back and forth, snap a photograph, then make some creepy moan sound as your eyes roll back into your head.


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Re: Little children are [Re: dblaney]
    #3878290 - 03/06/05 05:57 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

how about just letting the children play?

if they arent breaking shit, mind your biz & leave them alone.


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Re: Little children are [Re: 40oz]
    #3878298 - 03/06/05 05:58 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah I could...but where's the fun in that?

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"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Re: Little children are [Re: 40oz]
    #3878301 - 03/06/05 05:58 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

40's right. Let kids be kids. No need to fuck with 'em unless they are damaging property. Childhood should be a time of innocence and fun. No need to ruin it.


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Re: Little children are [Re: WildRunner]
    #3878304 - 03/06/05 05:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I hear the thing to do is get yourself one of them pool dip sticks. You know, the huge ass squirt gun kinda deal that you can suck up water out of a pool with. Then what you do is fill it up with some nice toilet water, see. Hose those little kids off real good with the toilet water and send them home to their parents smelling like the poo for tearing up your yard. That oughta put a smile on your face for at least a minute or two.


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Re: Little children are [Re: dblaney]
    #3878308 - 03/06/05 05:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I hate little shits running all over my yard.


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Re: Little children are [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3878316 - 03/06/05 06:00 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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40's right.  Let kids be kids.  No need to fuck with 'em unless they are damaging property.  Childhood should be a time of innocence and fun.  No need to ruin it.




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Re: Little children are [Re: dblaney]
    #3878323 - 03/06/05 06:02 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

You should play some michael jackson music and have a dance party with the kids in your front yard. You can be sure their parents will never let them come near your house again hahaha.


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Re: Little children are [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3878326 - 03/06/05 06:02 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

They couldn't be more than 11 years old, and they are all guys, running around. So when they scream, I keep thinking there are beautiful women running naked around my yard, so I look out the window but there are just little boys there :frown:


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"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Re: Little children are [Re: 40oz]
    #3878333 - 03/06/05 06:03 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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fortyounces2freedom said:
Quote:

ToTheSummit said:
40's right.  Let kids be kids.  No need to fuck with 'em unless they are damaging property.  Childhood should be a time of innocence and fun.  No need to ruin it.




:thumbup: :thumbup:




Fear not guys, as this is not a serious thread.  :tongue:


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"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Re: Little children are [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3878356 - 03/06/05 06:06 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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You should play some michael jackson music and have a dance party with the kids in your front yard. You can be sure their parents will never let them come near your house again hahaha.




Fucking hell, I had a dream with Jacko in it last night. I cant remember what happened  :confused:


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Re: Little children are [Re: dblaney]
    #3878418 - 03/06/05 06:17 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

There's kids running wild around my neighborhood also. A couple hours ago a couple young boys stopped by here, they are my neighbors sons. They are in love with my yellow lab so I let them take him out for an hour throw a frisbee at him and play around with him. They put him were he belongs when they were done and thanked me when they left.

Kids don't bother me much, I actually kind of like them as long as there not mine.


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