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A conversation between me and some weird woman.
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*long distance phone ring*

me: hello
woman:hi, can I have the number for your dad's work?
me: ummmm who is this?
woman: I live in Toronto
me: yes but thats not who you are thats where you are.
(she is lying, because the phone rang long distance and the area code was 519, which is north of where I live and Toronto's area code is 416)
me: so your at work then, I can take your work number and have him call you back.
woman:no, no I'm at home.
(ok, so now she is really lying, because she said she lives in Toronto, her phone number is telling me otherwise)
me: I'll just take your name and number I'll get him to phone you back.
woman: I'd rather call him at work I need a quote.
me: no problem, but he's not in the office, so he'll call you back.
Woman: I heard about him through a friend but I don't have his work phone number.
me: but you have his home phone number?
woman: I'll call back later, when will he be home?
me: later tonight.

*click*


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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: Gillette]
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You should have asked her what kind of panties she was wearing


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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: Gillette]
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:shiftyeyes:


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Now go Home.

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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: sucklesworth]
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You_Suck said:
You should have asked her what kind of panties she was wearing



agreed


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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: Gillette]
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How weird... :shiftyeyes:

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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: phishytrip]
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im going with panties :cool:


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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: Gillette]
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That is pretty odd...

519 is also all of Ontario southwest of you... from like Waterloo all the way to Windsor.


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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: Phluck]
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yeah so basically she was from anywhere but Toronto


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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: Gillette]
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bill collector or mistress...


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Re: A conversation between me and some weird woman. [Re: Gillette]
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wow pretty interesting story  :tongue:

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