just giving some laughs to ppl that may need them

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a test. The first step of the test was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

this guy has been dating a girl for about a year and he asks her to marry him. she says yes and a few days later the girls hot younger sister calls him up to help plan how to get the bride to be to a suprise wedding shower. when he gets there she pulls him inside sits him on the couch and tells him she has always thought he was hot. she says that she would love to fuck him just once before the wedding and never have to speak of it again. she walks up the stairs toward the bedroom and says if you want to do it follow me if not thats fine too. as soon as she gets out of site he runs out the front door. when he gets outside he sees the girls dad. the dad gives him a big hug and says now that you passed this test you can marry my daughter. the moral of the story is................................
always keep your condoms in the car

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