Anonymous #7 said:

My last girlfriend didn't want the morning bone, it was a major issue with me because I want to have morning sex daily.

I used to see the girl occasionally who would wake me up in the middle of the night riding my boner, sometimes I would wake up because she slapped my ass and started screaming "fuck me, fuck me hard!"

I liked her and really enjoyed the sex but I never had those deep feelings for her. She would show up out of the blue and want to fuck, once she even brought over the super hot little blonde for a threesome.

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sometimes I would wake up because she slapped my ass and started screaming "fuck me, fuck me hard!"

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it's a logistical nightmare; did you take a habit to falling asleep kneeling up- supported somehow- so as to facilitate her as a power bottom in morning doggy, and presumably she then just reached round and back to your oblivious, somnolent cheeks to slap them- at which point it is this that shocked you awake on the multiple occasions this didn't happened?


perhaps you sleep on an assless massage table (for two) and again, she sort of reached beneath the table and mustered enough upwards swing force to "slap" your ass, waking you in the process?






Please share with the class the circumstances under which the events occured, for our collective sanity. The rest of the fiction was bland- if touchingly aspirational- but this particularly poor thought out aspect is down right offensive to those of us still aspiring to brain deadness