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Childless couple told to try sex
    #2690822 - 05/17/04 12:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Childless couple told to try sex --  A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.   

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2691246 - 05/17/04 02:58 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Man, that's so strange. Interesting article though. :thumbup:


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #2691831 - 05/17/04 04:59 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds a lot like a MadTV skit I saw once. "WHAT?!?! THATS WHERE I PEE"


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2692009 - 05/17/04 05:33 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

That's impressive...that you could go thru life and more importantly,  puberty, and not have an inkling of how children are made.

How'd they know to go to a fertility clinic? :confused:


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2692092 - 05/17/04 05:54 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

People that stupid should never have sex.


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2692643 - 05/17/04 08:23 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Religious brainwashing!!

Those two have been reduced to sub-animal capacity.

Amazing!!!

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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2692871 - 05/17/04 09:08 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Haha. Maybe they were just making it up to be funny... :laugh:


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2695899 - 05/18/04 02:21 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

i've heard a story like this once years ago.


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2697472 - 05/18/04 06:19 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

If people with a very low IQ can figure it out...

Though I knew one couple (parents of a friend) in high school that literally slept in seperate bedrooms even though they were married. When asked, they told me: 'It wouldn't be proper for us to sleep together in the eyes of the Lord unless we had a purpose'. (i.e. making children)... so I guess I can see it happening as well.


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2697635 - 05/18/04 06:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment

wow


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2697744 - 05/18/04 07:04 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:eek:

No fucking way!! In their 30s, married, and they still hadn't figured it out


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: grib]
    #2698909 - 05/19/04 12:15 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Its funny someone mentions the MAD TV skit.

Thats the first thing I thought of....


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #2699781 - 05/19/04 04:31 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #2699805 - 05/19/04 04:39 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

a 30 year old virgin who would obviously have never even fingered herself....man that would be some tight puss to poke :eek:


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Re: Childless couple told to try sex [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2714060 - 05/22/04 07:56 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemshrooms said:
People that stupid should never have sex.




Fuck yeah


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