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Official fml thread
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So I HAD abou5 4 or 5 female marijuana plants in my back yard, just a few houra ago a low low flying plane passed over the area right where they were.....now normally I would shrug it off as a cropduster but this time I actually paid attention to it and guess what? It didnt stick around any of the fields near me....so naturally I go into :paranoid: mode and cut them down.....they were only 3 weeks into flowering... I could cry :'( but better safe than sorry.... Fuck my life.... Whats your fml of the day?


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
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I have a job never doing anything that could wind me up back in prison, just the misdemeanor of Cannabis use


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
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Damn. That's terrible. The paranoia got to you huh? Better luck next year. Hide them a little better next time and you'll have more confidence in them not being found. Put them in different spots too if you can. Were they pretty big?


Also, 25,000 posts, mother fuckers (you're jealous)

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Re: Official fml thread [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Yeah....and bushy and purple and smelly.....Double :'(


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
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My fml of the day was getting utterly black out drunk last night with my cousin. I broke my buddy's bong, I broke the door off my bathroom. Lost my vape, lost my scale, I found those, but my battery charger for my vape is still missing.

I also wasted a lot of GOOD alcohol. :facepalm:

I don't even think I slept last night. I came-to at around 8 this morning still pretty fucking drunk. Have no recollection of going to or getting out of bed.


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Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws

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Re: Official fml thread [Re: Canadian Jesus]
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Dude, on average 2 of every 3 of my grows have ended in the exact same thing. And quite a few of the remainder had unfortunate ends. RIP


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
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Official FML?  Where do I even begin?


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
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spirit_shadow said:
So I HAD abou5 4 or 5 female marijuana plants in my back yard, just a few houra ago a low low flying plane passed over the area right where they were.....now normally I would shrug it off as a cropduster but this time I actually paid attention to it and guess what? It didnt stick around any of the fields near me....so naturally I go into :paranoid: mode and cut them down.....they were only 3 weeks into flowering... I could cry :'( but better safe than sorry.... Fuck my life.... Whats your fml of the day?


Did the same thing with my tubs after a i noticed cops aroubd my place, nothing ever happened but in the middle the night i destroyed a ton of equipment and lost almost a hald lb of dried mushrooms.


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: TNK] * 1
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Throwing a grow of some kind away out of paranoia is practically a right of passage.

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Re: Official fml thread [Re: nooneman]
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Another day of waking up with no one beside me.

That weights me down more heavily than being 365 lbs obese.


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: Asante]
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I have been stressed all summer about not having a reliable car, the one we just got has had some expensive problems already and things keep popping up. Plus the weather's been shit the whole summer.

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Re: Official fml thread [Re: psi]
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Was going to spend the weekend at the beach but the weather is too shit. Looks like I'm going to spend my weekend either doing fuck all or maybe some shitty weather hiking :shrug:


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
Another day of waking up with no one beside me.

That weights me down more heavily than being 365 lbs obese.


You should get a pet that will offer you unconditional love.

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Re: Official fml thread [Re: Revok]
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A blowfish? :lol:


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: Asante]
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You're going to be disappointed when they don't live up to their name.

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Re: Official fml thread [Re: Revok]
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They look funny when you fill them up to full capacity though.


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: Asante]
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Wtf....I made an epic and inspirational response for each of you and apparently it did not go through.....fml


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Re: Official fml thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
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never read any post :suicide:

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Re: Official fml thread [Re: Cujllickduo]
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I have to fix one of my cars on a weekly basis it seems. FML. Fuckin volkswagens.


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fuck ur life cuz u thought sum gangsters were flying over ur house to take u against ur will, cuz u were growing a couple marijuana plants on a small patch of earth?..


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