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Re: In this thread we talk about Seinfeld episodes [Re: Lophosaurus]
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:rofl:

Or when George was trying to eat during sex

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Re: In this thread we talk about Seinfeld episodes [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
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My friend has this hung up at his place



I'm really tempted to get this one now



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Re: In this thread we talk about Seinfeld episodes [Re: Eminence]
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http://m.metronews.ca/#/article/news/world/2017/04/20/seinfeld-paul-newman-new-york-state-architect-fraud-charges.html

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'Operation Vandelay Industries' nabs fake architect named Newman
George Costanza may think "it's not a lie if you believe it," but New York's attorney general disagrees.

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In a case containing one Seinfeld echo after another, a New York man named Paul Newman is accused of being a fake architect who bilked his client out of nearly $200,000.
Published on Apr 20 2017

Andrew Fifield
Metro

Fake news? No, this is real — and it’s spectacular.

George Costanza may think "it's not a lie if you believe it," but New York's attorney general disagrees. In a press released marbled with Seinfeld lore, Eric Schneiderman announced that a fake architect named Paul J. Newman faces nearly 60 charges courtesy of a sting named “Operation Vandelay Industries.”
Hello, Newman. Paul J. Newman, the president of Cohesion Industries, face nearly 60 charges after a distinctly Seinfeld-themed sting.

Hello, Newman. Paul J. Newman, the president of Cohesion Industries, face nearly 60 charges after a distinctly Seinfeld-themed sting.

Newman is accused of bilking nearly $200,000 from dozens of clients who paid him for “fraudulent architecture and design services,” the release alleges.

“By allegedly falsifying building plans, code compliance inspections and field reports, the defendant jeopardized the safety of those who resided in and frequented the buildings he was contracted to work on,” Schneiderman said.

“Deceptive actions like these erode public trust.”

The investigation earned its Must See TV moniker from a bogus latex company invented by Seinfeld’s George Costanza to deceive his unemployment caseworker. Like many of Can’t Stand Ya’s schemes, Vandelay Industries went badly awry.

The name was resurrected several times in later episodes, including the “importer-exporter” Art Vandelay, a fake boyfriend of Elaine’s who was part of a ruse intended to cover up George’s attempted tryst with Marisa Tomei. That racket, of course, tripped over the details and into crashing failure.

But most importantly, as any Seinfeld fan knows, an architect is George Costanza’s highest ambition when it comes to fake jobs to impress people. 

The real Newman has been charged with 58 counts of larceny, forgery, fraud and unlicensed practice of architecture. If convicted of the most serious charge, he faces the prospect of spending up to 15 Festivuses in the same place the Seinfeld gang ended up.


Don't know if this was posted already or not but I thought I'd share

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Re: In this thread we talk about Seinfeld episodes [Re: MagicMush123]
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I liked the one where George was an importer or an exporter; he couldn't decide which or if he was both.


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"The Rolling Stones will break up over Brian Jones' dead body"    John Lennon

I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Simulacrum
The truth which conceals that there is none

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Re: In this thread we talk about Seinfeld episodes [Re: Brian Jones]
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Every episode is :fire: :flame:  :hellfire:

I can't wait for the next season of curb your enthusiasm

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Re: In this thread we talk about Seinfeld episodes [Re: cannabinated]
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I like the one where they bet each other on who can hold out the longest from masturbating. 

I am king of the castle.  I am the master of my domain.


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Re: In this thread we talk about Seinfeld episodes [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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Jerry Stiller was the best as Frank Constanza. When he releases on George Steinbrenner for trading Jay Buhner to Seattle while informing of George's "death".  He then proceeds to leave the message on Jerry's machine as "Jerry, George is dead. Call me back".  Same episode with Stan, the caddy, Kramer's friend. Love those little characters who are in more than one episodes. It's the best.

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Re: In this thread we talk about Seinfeld episodes [Re: despisedicon]
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Did anyone ever find out what the deal actually is with peanuts on airplanes?

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