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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: ModestMouse]
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lol that always sketches me out, bong in the car.

Me and a friend once killed a 12 pack of beer on the highway, we just tossed each empty bottle out :sadyes:


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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: trees] * 3
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trees said:
lol that always sketches me out, bong in the car.

Me and a friend once killed a 12 pack of beer on the highway, we just tossed each empty bottle out :sadyes:



LITTERING?!?

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: Otto Man]
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Once my friend convonced me to smoke weed right infront of a very busy street outside of a church. There was a cop station very close to there and there were so many cars going by. I get pissed at myself when i think about that. Im glad i stopped being friends with that artard. He had fun but it almost wasnt worth it sometimes.

The same friend once got into some sketch bags car because some stupid girl from our highschool (we were with her because she said if we found her mom she would sell us weed but it ended up being a wildgoose chase) said he could get us weed. I would have said no but my friend was already getting in. When i called them out for it they said I got in first. I was like are you fucking kidding me?

It sucks because we had run into some girl who sells but didnt have any and by some random chance we saw my main dealer at the time walking down the street at two am (with his now baby mama who i went to middle school with :lol:. He got her pregnant later that year. He was fuckin 15) but he didnt have either. Literally five minutes after we saw my dealer was when the sketchy guy pulled up.

Amyway the sketchy guy brough us all the way across town. I was so scared he would rob us and leave us two hours from our houses. He came back and said his guy didnt have any weed. It sucked but i was releived.

so we went back downtown where we lived and the stupid girl's mom comes out (obviously pretty drunk and or pissed off) she came up without saying a word, ripped his shirt, punched him in the face and started acreaming about him being a pedophile. We hopped out of the car and watched them yell for a bit then we fuckin dipped. As soon as we turned the corner we ran so fast.

Also i forgot to mention we snuck out so it was like 2-3am. And i was 15 so my mom would have been pissed. Thats why i was scared of getting robbed and stranded.

Anyway somehow this guy finds us. He was with this girl we met earlier in the night who we also tried to buy weed from. So tells us to get in the car so we can come talk to the cops. We were basically like "dude thanks for trying to hook us up and we are sorry for all this shit but fuck thaaaat. Our parents dont know where we are and we have bongs and busters and shit in our bags." and we basically begged the dude to be cool and understand that we werent talking to the cops.

It was after four by the time i got home and the sun was coming up. There wnded up being just enough keif in my friends buster to get high. We just sat there taking keif hits like "what the fuck"

It may not seem that sketchy but just being in a strangers car and some crazy, drunk lady starts assulting the driver and screaming her head off calling his a pedophile really caught me off gaurd. And i was already on edge from being in a sketch bags car all the way accross town thinking i was going to get robbed.

Apperently the girl from my highschool got taken away from her mom because of that night. Shes better off without her though.

In grade nine she told my friend she would give him a gram of weed if he fought her. He took her down and she didnt give him any weed. And the kid is tough too. Him and his friends whooped a few kid's asses at school.

what kind of mother fights a fourteen year old kid from her daughters school and says she will give him drugs then doesnt. Wtf.

This friend was a real idiot. I wish i could tell more stories about dumb situations we got into but this post is already way too long.

Once Me and my cousin were in a bush and someone called them i geuss. They drove past the bush and we hopped out and ran the other way. We had just cracked bears so we threw them and I threw my weed in my pocket.

Another time a cop pulled up under a bridge when we had a bong out and we slipped away carrying a full bong before they saw us. I think they just come to make sure the train tracks arent blocked for when the train comes by or something. It was my closest call with the cops.

Edited by BANANA.MAN (03/28/17 09:34 PM)

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: California]
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California said:
LITTERING?!?



double party foul


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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: trees] * 3
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Committed a bunch of crimes throughout my life and then almost posted about them in a Shroomery thread once


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: Sheekle]
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When I was in middle school I used to break into my friends house and steal his moms weed,  which was conveniently hidden under all of her sex toys.

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
Committed a bunch of crimes throughout my life and then almost posted about them in a Shroomery thread once



Lmfaooooo. Yeah i didnt post about anything that would get me in trouble in the unlikely event a police officer read it and discovered my identity.

Edited by BANANA.MAN (03/28/17 10:28 PM)

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: trees] * 1
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I used to throw full on high school bangers at my parents house while they were bowling from like 7-1am.

At least 100 people showed up one time. Many bottles were killed. The house was trashed then I blacked out. Woke up with a shaved head and a perfectly clean house.

Those were the days

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: ConundrumFischer]
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I feel sorry for your lose.

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: Roostertail]
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uhhh sketichest well id say the most I can remember is one event since its only one is that........... I was in Rite Aid Superstore and decided to Jack some vitamins because I was broke in there, I went into the bathroom and scratched off the bar codes, when I walked past the exit the beeper went off because I didn't scratch one well enough.  The store clerk yelled at me walking away that shed call on me.  I started
like
hop-running away so she called and I never heard sirens, but I made it home 5 blocks away...... and got so paranoid of cops finding me that I tossed out the magnesium and shit, then took it out and figured HELL THAT WAS INTENSE ILL KEEP IT..... they never found me.  Will never do again.  :facepalm:


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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: CalmGrass420]
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You stole vitamins?


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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: ModestMouse]
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lol


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: Big Worm]
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Big Worm said:
There are definitely a few things, not all i'll mention.


About 7-8 years ago my best friend calls me one morning and says "Hey I'm coming to pick you up, we need to go take care of something"  and he's like my brother, so I didn't ask any questions, I just said "alright swing through and pick me up"


I get in the car, he tells me this kid owes him money and basically told him he wasn't going to pay him back.

So It's my friend, his cousin and I, we roll up to dudes house, walk right in the back door like we lived there, walk up the stairs to the dude's bedroom and the door is locked.

My buddy starts kicking the door and after about three kicks he takes the whole door off the frame  :lol: ,  And dude pops out of his bed and was acting like he was sleeping and didn't know what was going on.   

So I tell him to pay my homie and he said he doesn't have any money on him, so we tell him to get dressed, we take him out to the car and he is in the backseat in between my homies cousin and me, we take him to his ATM and have him take every dollar out of his account and then told him to get the fuck out of the car.

Which he's lucky he had money in his account or we have beaten the brakes off dude.


So to anyone thinking about taking money from someone, remember you will possibly wake up to three dudes kicking your door in. So don't be a scumbag and just do good business with people.



So when i was 18 or 19 my buddy and i were driving through the neighborhood and saw this guy drive by that had stolen my buddy's pipe.  He had denied it for months, then admitted to it and promised to pay up for it, but had been avoiding my buddy for awhile.
Anyway, my buddy says "hey, that was so-and-so" and i was like "follow him?" so we did.  We followed him back to his pad, which was just around the corner and pulled up behind him when he parked in his driveway.  So this guy gets out and is playing it cool until my buddy asks for his 60 bucks.  The guy flips a shit, starts telling my buddy to get out of the car etc.  So my dumbass friend gets out, but he's still playing friendly with his hands in his pockets and shit and BAM! BAM, BAM!  Three fast hooks. So i jump out of the drivers seat and start to come around the hood, and the guy runs for his door yelling that he's getting his gun.  My buddy is standing there, looking dazed, but otherwise cool.  I shuffled his ass into the car quick before we could get shot, and drove him home.  On the way, he seemed alright, i asked him questions and shit and he seemed with it.  Turns out, his face was all broken as fuck, and he had a nasty concussion.  When the swelling went down, his eye started to fall out cause the orbital bone was busted and had to get pinned back together and shit.  In the end, the other guy ended up paying all the medical bills.  In court, the judge asked how long my friend wanted the dude to go to jail for, and my buddy said none.  They sent him to anger management classes anyway though. they also made him pay my buddy 60 bucks.

I ended up running into the guy randomly years later and i thought it was gonna go down, but he ended up being cool about it.

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: ModestMouse]
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Oh god, I feel like I could write a small book on all the crazy shit I did in high school. Even though I definitely do a lot more partying and drugs now that I'm in college, the stuff I did in high school was a lot riskier. I actually wondered in my senior year if I was addicted to the adrenaline rush of risky behaviors.

So I one time seriously tried to throw a drug fueled rager in the upstairs of my house, while my parents were home. There was going to be alcohol, weed, LSD, and molly, with about 30 or 40 other people all crammed into the upstairs of my house. My parents of course found out about the drugs and were furious.

On the fourth of July during my senior year, my friends and I shot off some fireworks next to a police station, then we drove back to my neighborhood and this one guy I knew who was even crazier than I was, got us in his car and revved it up and then blasted all of us down the street in-front of my house as fast as he could. He did this several times before I worried the neighbors would call my parents, especially since we had set off some really loud fireworks near my house as well. After this we walk down to a tennis court my friend's neighborhood owned. Yup, we walked from my neighborhood into a different one, though it wasn't too far, about an hour and a half away from my house. We stopped and set up 1,000 firecrackers, several fountains, sparklers, and other miscellaneous fireworks, and set them all off at once. The cloud of smoke and noise that resulted was unbelievable. It settled over the nearby street and random cars had to use their headlights to help see through it. As if this wasn't enough crazy shit for one day, we crashed one of the neighbors' parties and got drunk before walking back to my house and crashing for the night. My mom found out we got drunk, but I'm hella glad she never found out about all the other stuff.

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: Canadian Jesus]
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Canadian Jesus said:
The fact that I was tripping balls on shrooms is what makes this a sketchy story lol.





Uh no, the sketchy part of the story was that you burned a cabin down and voluntarily tripped with a guy you knew was legitimately crazy and was tripping.








This is you:

:iamderp:

Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (03/29/17 12:56 AM)

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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canadian jesus's story was probably the coolest one i thought. i imagined the whole scene in my mind and it was awesome


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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Canadian Jesus said:
The fact that I was tripping balls on shrooms is what makes this a sketchy story lol.





Uh no, the sketchy part of the story was that you burned a cabin down and voluntarily tripped with a guy you knew was legitimately crazy and was tripping.








This is you:

:iamderp:



:ilold:

Even though it was abandoned (seemingly for years) I realize burning it down was wrong. I was sketched out because I thought for sure the fire department and cops were on the way and I would get busted.

And the dude isn't even sketchy on psyches. He's a riot, funny as shit. He handles them well.


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SunnyD said:
Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: trees]
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Brought 460 lbs of pot from CO to TN

Lit an 18 wheeler on fire

Drove 130 mph on a windy 40 mph road (got pulled over and let go with a warning for being honest and it being close to christmas)

Took $100,000 up to CO (went to jail, currently still dealing with court shit)

Went swimming downstream in an undergroung river in a huge cave ( bout died trying to get back)

Fights (never over anything important)


Ive done plenty of dumb shit. Ill think on it and revisit this thread tomorrow.


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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: Matt87]
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I got medical prices once at a weed store. I didn't lie to them, but I didn't say I was recreational.

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Re: Sketchiest thing you've ever done? [Re: goldcaphunter]
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goldcaphunter said:
Does that make you feel like a biiiiig man lol



Lol, I'm not the one who did those things. I just seen em be done.


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