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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
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Yeah, that totally beats out all the deaths mentioned in this thread.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Srirachi]
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I can see that.

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
The sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery actually just happened.


" hi all,

I am thinking of trying to reach higher dimensions and masterbate to the people/entities in those higher dimensions, is it OK? " 
                            -pineapple3



pineapple3 is strange as fuck . He was talking about taking steroids to be able to physically fist fight with DMT elves .


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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said:
http://www.mauryshow.com/be-a-guest

Funny story, I actually knew some people in a pretty fucked up love triangle. The husband was a bitch, knew his wife was cheating on him, and wouldn't do a damn thing about it. She treated him like total shit too... The person she was cheating on him with was his best friend and two of them stayed friends. Anytime someone pointed out what was going on, he just shrugged it off as if to say "whatever makes her happy".

Me and another friend called up Jerry's hotline one day, as a goof. Gave the story on the machine, and they actually fucking called back and wanted them on the show :canthelpbutlaugh: They never went, but I thought it was hilarious that out of probably thousands and thousands of prospects, they wanted them.



Jerry Springer used to be Mayor of Cincinnati and my grandpa played guitars in the band at his fundraiser event thingies.

Also my cousin was on the Maury Show. He says he knew he wasn't the father, but he went anyway for a free trip to New York City. More than ten years later, he still talks about that trip every time I see him. Don't think he leaves Kentucky too often.

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said:
Yeah, that totally beats out all the deaths mentioned in this thread.




It kind of is. people die everyday...its not everyday a DMT elf gets busted on by a :underage:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
I think his user name was Gnubobo and yeah, apparently he killed some guy over a chess game




No one better beat me.  I feel rage when I lose :grin:


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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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The guy who booby trapped the road for the motorcyclist or bashed him with a rock had a cartoon man avatar and it might even be a smiley here.

The guy has a woman's haircut and looks like he's in ecstasy or cumming and is often seen on the internet.

His avatar was not the ecstatic face.

Blond hair.

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: LobsterSauce]
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He-man I think.

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
Zappa, how often do you trip?



Probably about once a year.  I assume you saw my last routine,  I think you may have even posted in it.  I gave away most of the grow but I still have about 6G in the freezer.  I can assure you I will not be eating 6G of these fucking monsters again.  Holy fucking shit.


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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Masked]
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Masked said:
zappaisgod said:
I think his user name was Gnubobo and yeah, apparently he killed some guy over a chess game




No one better beat me.  I feel rage when I lose :grin:



You usually win but I think I got you once.  Now I feel grateful to be alive.


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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod]
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:lol:

You are a formidable opponent :cheers:


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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Masked] * 2
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The time OTD planted heroin on Enlil and got him disbarred was pretty sketch.

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Srirachi]
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This thread delivers :thumbup:

I can say that I witnessed a minor sketch when user Spent went postal on Burke and Sheekle.  Major meltdown but he may have deleted his posts before getting banned.

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Masked]
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Masked said:
:lol:

You are a formidable opponent :cheers:



We had a few good games.  I was just glad I didn't embarrass myself.  It had been a long time


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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod]
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If you carry smartphone, get the chess.com app.  It runs in the background and we can have a turn based game where you have up to 3 days a move.  We can make moves and play like its live, but if the phone rings or life's daily duties take hold, it's nice to make moves at ones leisure

It's a fun way to fit games in.  The app is just a little Icon that lights up when it's your move. 

If not a smartphone guy, we should play online again through this website soon :cheers:


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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: LobsterSauce]
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LobsterSauce said:
The guy who booby trapped the road for the motorcyclist or bashed him with a rock had a cartoon man avatar and it might even be a smiley here.

The guy has a woman's haircut and looks like he's in ecstasy or cumming and is often seen on the internet.

His avatar was not the ecstatic face.

Blond hair.



Well I'm glad I got several people confirming my report of the matter.
I honestly thought I was mostly imagining it at this point.

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: Masked]
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Masked said:
If you carry smartphone, get the chess.com app.  It runs in the background and we can have a turn based game where you have up to 3 days a move.  We can make moves and play like its live, but if the phone rings or life's daily duties take hold, it's nice to make moves at ones leisure

It's a fun way to fit games in.  The app is just a little Icon that lights up when it's your move. 

If not a smartphone guy, we should play online again through this website soon :cheers:



I don't have one.  It was a problem when I did.  I keep it in my pocket and have to keep it on but the smartass was constantly butt dialing because of what I do.  I am on the move alll the time.


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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod]
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I'll download that app and play.. Does someone wanna start a game?

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: shLong]
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Wait.. Which one?
"Chess - play &  learn" or "classic chess"?

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Re: What was the sketchiest thing to happen on the shroomery? [Re: shLong]
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Play and learn :smile:

Let me know what user name you pick


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