luvdemboomers said:

this is a copy/paste but totally worth reading


You guys see... I admit I was somewhat of a lard ass in high school. Well not really, I was 6 foot 3 and weighed 165 pounds but people called me lard ass for whatever... High school was not a fun time for me.. I had anxiety and all that good stuff. 4 years in isolation will do that. But after high school... I went to a state school down south and grew out my hair. I learned how to develop a new persona reading the books (no internet back then) and I pledged a frat. I soon began to work out and I was a respectable 6"3 185. No bodybuilder but I was a decent looking guy and a few girls told me I was cute here and there. But boy could I talk.

There was this one bitch in high school who seriuosly hated me. She hated me the moment she saw me. We'll call this ltitle trap of a whore egan.. And when I mean hate, I straight up mean hate. She called me chicken legs every other day. She was the average stuck up head bitch in high school. Oh how they fall... Cheerleader. Easily the best looking girl. 5" 8 110? black hair blue eyes. pretty much a wannabe megan fox.

I really don't know why she had it out for me. I never really talked to her except in Middle School during Spanish Class. But when high school rolled around, IDK she just had it out for me..

I still remmeber Senior year.. Everybody loves Raymond had come on.... It was a pretty good show. Anyway. I'm standing in the lunch line trying to get some pizza and Megan walks up right to me. You see.. I always ate lunch alone and was standing in line alone, so when the prom queen (im pretty sure she was) walks up to you.. people take notice. I was actually in her English class and I remmeber talking to my professor about Everbody loves raymond. Anyway. She went up to me and asked me how my day was going.

I'll be honest. Usually this chick had never said anything nice to me. Chicken legs/ asked me if I had an eating disorder/ asked me why I looked emiciated/ but this really surprised me. But I remember in English I had let her copy my homework because I really didn't give a damn... I thought she was going to thank me.

So she goes up to me and says loudly, "Mike.. don't you love everbody loves raymond? My friend Nick doesn't believe a person like you would like that type of show." I just nodded my head. i knew something bad was going to happen. "Well they should make a show here at high school about you. Instead of everbody loves ray though.. it should be everbody hates mike. seriously do you have any friends at this school? noone likes you." ill be honest I didn't act like it hurt me even when alot of people were laughing.

but I thought about that quote for everyday 10 more years... when i was studying my ass off to be a lawyer.. i thought about it. when i was busting my ass off in the gym so no bitch could treat me again like that and i got tired.. i thought about it. that quote probably changed my life forever.


I know it sounds obsessive but its what drove me. So I get an email a few years back (3?) about the 10 year reunion! man, I had to admit.. I was pumped. i couldn't wait to see all the ****ers who had my life 4 years of hell. i couldn't wait to see what chicks were on the pole. ill even admit i really hoped megan was one of them.

so i pull up to the ****ty high school. i'm wearing a nice 2 piece suit and I know I looked good that day. it was casual but I'm no casual mother****er. the moment i walk in, I put my swag up to 1000. everyone was pretty nervous bc most of the people in that room had done NOTHING. I was a somebody. I scope the room for one person only.

Wearing some $10 college sweater.. ass thin blue pants and long black boots... it was megan. she looked not a day older. time had been nice for her. i walked right up to her and said hey megan its mike.

that look on her face.. man ill be honest all that work i had put in my entire life was worth it for that look. her mouth was literally open.. i made sure to approach her when she was alone because I had one goal at that reunion and that was her. i began to ask her how life had gone. ironically enough.. my prayers had been answered and she was some two bit dancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she told me she had attained some useless sociology degree at college. she got married right out of it to some random chump because she got knocked up. the chump ended up walking out on her and she was basically surviving on the alimony and the pole.

now ill be honest.. I felt pretty bad for her but at the same time I was kinda happy. I asked if she remembered the raymond thing and she began to apologize profusely... i told her people change and said everything's cool now. i knew i had her at the strings of my hand.. I asked her if she would make it up to me and take me to the club she danced at. dumb chick fell line and sinker. before doing that she told me she had to see her sitter and pay her off another few hours. apparently the sitter was pretty uptight on receiving payments on time. SHE COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD TO PAY THE BABYSITTER.

So i take her outside and show her my beamer. she goes wow! i laugh in the back of my head. so I drive a few minutes away to the ****ty part of town to the ****ty apartments she lived at. damn her apartment was a mess. I saw the little squirt watching tv with the 10 year old baby sitter.. ill be honest the money exchange for overtime hours was awkard when I saw what went down.. megan was literally broke.

so we go to the club and if you haven't been to a strip club before, there's usually a VIP in the back. where the girls complete the "fs" if you dont know what a fs is, don't ask. the drinks in the club cost $6. cheap ass mother****ers. all the girls at the club saw megan and were all on me. i had one target. i told megan straight up. "megan... I know you're not working can I take you to the VIP?" megan looked at me and I knew I had her.

Megan, being the litlte whore she was, told me it wasn't going to be free. i had filled up the whore with $50 worht of liquore and she still wnated the money. but i hoped she would ask for it. i told her hey megan.. so $120 is full.. how about $200 for some extra greek stuff.. you know? megan looked at me with a little apprehension on her face. "ummm.. i guess so.."

"hey lets do this a step further.. i know you're on the pill.. how about $300 for some bareback?" she knew I was going to take it further and said what next.

With that, I took out 5 Franklins and placed it on the bench we were on. I looked her dirctly in the eyes. I then told her I wanted my salad tossed. Nothing else.. nothing more. Just that. Just a minute of her tossing my salad.

That was the greatest minute of my life. She was gagging pretty much throughout it. However, once 60 seconds was up. and trust me she was counting in her head.. she took the money. I think she might have thrown up but I'm not sure. I took out one more benjamin and threw it at her. i then told her "Hey whore.. lets watch everybody loves raymond sometime.. huh?" I then walked out of the VIP room laughing my ass off.

Gotta love high school reunions.

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