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Very heavy drug testing incoming.
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Might be getting a job with a company who does not fuck around with this stuff. You fail the test, you're blackballed at large of all the companies who do this work. They take it very seriously and they should.

Now I've been getting clean but my window of applying and getting on has been closed. I've cleaned my body of hair and got rid of what was left on my head. There is nothing for them to really test (went through the process before and nothing is long enough to test). I'm not bald or anything but everything else is. They didn't go for that hair (body/pubic) lest time because I didn't give them reason to, I planned ahead and had plenty on my head for them to test.

My questions is what's going to happen when I walk in there with a buzz cut (my actual prefered hair style for the record) and my body hair is pretty much non-existent. They do this for a living so it's obviously going to send up red flags, so what do I do? Just laugh it off and say it's some weird fetish like thing my wife likes? Would that even work?

I'm clean and staying that way, I'm not trying to find ways around it, but my average hair has not been clean. It may have but I just can't take the risk it wasn't so it had to go.Are they just gonna submit me for further testing later on or what? Do they bar me from work for being unable to give a satisfactory analyzation?

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Don't fucking sell your soul to such a fiendish company. But, if that's what you really want to do with your life, then fuck it. Have fun. Worst that they can do is say no.

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
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yeah fuck those oppressive bitches.

i cant believe people even think of putting up with that horse shit.

woah who new life was incredibly difficult and sometimes we need remedies to dull the pain. :rolleyes:

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
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but noooooooo 
everyone is perfectly fine with having their personal freedoms shit on.

Edited by Anonymous (02/09/15 11:32 AM)

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 3
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Anonymous #3 said:
but noooooooo 
everyone is perfectly fine with having their personal freedoms shit on.



It's give and take, and people value different things.

For example, you and #2 are ok with working a minimum wage job and never amounting to anything in life so long as you can smoke pot.  Others will trade drug testing for a life of luxury and respect.

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
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or you could just have talent.

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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.

Edited by Anonymous (02/09/15 12:37 PM)

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
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dudes setting himself up to be a slave.

have fun :smile:

im only 21 and im not worried about becoming a slave for the rest of my life and i can smoke all the fucking weed i want.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showprofile.php?User=188082

:cookiemonster:


and i have PLENTY OF RESPECT

Edited by Anonymous (02/09/15 12:19 PM)

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Like I said I agree there should be drug testing in the line of work I'll be going for. I'll be working with very deadly levels of radiation and playing around in plants where one person's mistake can make the whole thing go boom and kill a bunch of people. It's not for some corporate office job. There will be countless lives in my hands.

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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if you like the work by all means, :cheers:

nothing worse than getting caught up in a job you do not like, as well as them impeaching on your freedoms.

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 4
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I don't have any respect for someone who gives up something they enjoy to be a slave to others :shrug:


You can smoke weed and make considerable amounts of money.....you just.....grow it lol



What is wrong with people and that say " you will work a min wage job and amount to nothing "  Money is not what makes you a person.


You think your paycheck is going transform you into something?  All it's going to do is give you the facade that you aren't decaying on a pointless spinning ball. It's going to change you as a person by eating up all of your time....if you balance it right you may still get hobbies in....

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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money doesn't buy you happiness.

love does :smile:

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 4
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Money buys you staring at the clock every waking moment, sleeping on a 2000 dollar bed but tossing and turning all night because you are worried about someone else's crap....some school book, or bank account, or bill, or project at work.  Money makes you have super high expectations in everyone else.....it makes casual joe's "Min wage working losers"  and you miss out on some of the best conversations and pointless humor ever......where's the adventure being little miss muffett sitting on her tuffett?.......spider's coming one day for you.....might as well learn to deal with it.

I think people who never really figured out who they were, and are embedded with fear from their higher ups, instantly lean on this "good job" thing to feel high and mighty.  There is nothing wrong with having good work, or going to school......but doing it just for "respect" and for being above "losers" is fucking idiotic. 


I don't really know too many people who make over 40K a year, and don't act like they are amazing.....and 40k ain't shit.....hell 100k a year is crap if you are boasting about it....get real.....you have a nicer car and clothes maybe?  Bank still owns your house....you still have debt everywhere.....unless you are making millions, or doing what you LOVE, And even if you are doing what you love, you are still a slave.....just a happy one that respects themselves.....fuck everyone elses respect, it doesn't get you anywhere, and they all die in weird ways and disappear anyways.

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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i like to think everyone is a projection of my subconscious.

now why would i need the respect of my subconscious??

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
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Well I respect my subconscious for working all day :thumbup:

While it's out working making the world a sturdy uplifting place, my conscious can continuing enjoying the life it was blessed with :smile:

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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interesting perspective

i agree :hug:

but i want to liberate my subconscious from slavery.

i think our best bet is AI :yesnod:

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
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Well in quantum theory only what you see exists, so surround yourself with other people who aren't slaves......the rest are just dead brain cells.

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 2
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:facepalm: I really have to facepalm at a lot of what is being said. I'm not selling my soul for money. I'm looking to work in a career that I find interesting and actually create a stable life for my family.

Weed doesn't make me happy, drugs don't make me happy. I used them to dull my senses and ignore just how unhappy I was. This isn't something I'm doing because I feel compelled to, I'm doing this because I want to.

When I was on weed, all I did everyday was sit around and smoke. My life meant nothing because I did nothing with it. There was no future for me and my future isn't tied succeeding in this job either. What I want out of life is to be financially secure and work a job that I actually find interesting.

Right now I work retail and could smoke all the weed I want, but this isn't what I want. My wife grew up in poverty and so did I. I'm not content to just further that cycle. I found something that pays very well, and that I would enjoy doing. I'm sorry if this doesn't fit the hippie code of "fuck the man", but this is truly what I want to do. I have no issues with being drug tested or not being able to use drugs.

The day I build my life around being able to do drugs, I've done nothing but find a way to continue my useless existence with no contribution to anything important. The work I do will save lives, many lives. The work I do is necessary if you want the world to keep functioning. Without the refineries, everything we know and depend on stops cold. My job is to make sure they are safe to function and aren't just going to blow up from negligence.

I'm not being a slave by taking this job or agreeing to be drug tested. Where I am nothing but a slave, is where I work now and I can smoke all the weed or do all the drugs I wish. I get paid virtually nothing for doing it as well.

I don't feel high and mighty in this job, but there's no mistaken what I will be doing is vital to keep the world going. Without it, everything would grind to a stand still.

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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thats your path man, and its respectable. :cheers:

some people have different realities and paths.

Im a creative person so i value the dopamine increase i get from psychedelics. Dopamine means higher pattern recognition.

when you combined that with learning you get accelerated connection making abilities and more out of the box thinking which is VITAL for scientific discovery.

"We can never solve our significant problems with the same level of thinking used when we created the problems."

If you are setting yourself up to do a job meant for a robot and that makes you happy then by all means dude.

love is whats most important.

if this makes your family happy you are solid.

i suppose when i find someone who can trigger my dopamine levels the same way drugs do then i wont need them.

this is purely for practicality and also i practice celibacy so i cant get dopamine stimulation from people.

Edited by Anonymous (02/09/15 02:36 PM)

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Re: Very heavy drug testing incoming. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
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i reject the idea that not using drugs means you are automatically better than other people.

we have enough elitism in this world as it is.:shrug:

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