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horoscopes, lol, wtf?

#18906682 - 09/29/13 11:30 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

here is mine for today:

'You're plugged in and can listen more carefully now as you separate out the most significant ideas from the fluff. Cerebral Mercury is hanging out in your sign for an extended stay due to its upcoming retrograde turn on October 21, deeply affecting all aspects of communication and making you less interested than ever in meaningless chatter. Ask nicely for the intimacy you seek and you might actually receive it.'

that last line cracks me up.
it's worked in the past and all...
but as always horoscopes have this open ended way of saying things, yet making them sound profound.

anyways, i used to read these fuckers everyday, usually at the end of the day, and about once a week it was like something was spot on.
this is the first one i've read in like a month, and, as usual, it has a point or two that strike home.

so, how often do you read your horoscope?
what's yours read like today and how true are it's words for you?

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#18906692 - 09/29/13 11:32 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

shit... mine says,

"Just give up now."

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#18906704 - 09/29/13 11:34 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

If I just happen to be reading a newspaper and cross the horoscope section I will read mine, but I don't go seeking it out. I could read the horoscope for any of the zodiac signs and find something that resonates. I don't take it too seriously. Sometimes it will make an interesting point though.

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#18906713 - 09/29/13 11:35 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

i gotta fortune from a F cookie once and it said,

"looking both ways before you cross a street could save your life."

i was all :derp:

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#18906735 - 09/29/13 11:39 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I don't read newspapers these days anyway, but yeah any good advice that seems to apply to my situation is generally no more likely to be under "my sign" than any of the others.

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#18906742 - 09/29/13 11:40 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

its true sometimes i only look one way and its like , whoa, where did that car come from

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#18906776 - 09/29/13 11:47 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

psi said:

I don't read newspapers these days anyway, but yeah any good advice that seems to apply to my situation is generally no more likely to be under "my sign" than any of the others.

mine comes up on my igoogle, which won't be around in like a month or something.

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