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passifloracaerulea

Registered: 11/13/10
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firework armageddon!

#18513884 - 07/04/13 11:01 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I just lit off the pile of fireworks I've been collecting for years. it's still going off and my neighbors are like what the fuck! I sure hope staters don't raid my compound tonight. there's loud explosions going off randomly after the initial throw down into the fire pit. not one in at least a minute, scratch that...

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Konyap

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Re: firework armageddon!

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#18513889 - 07/04/13 11:05 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Them shits were going off all day waking me up at fucking noon. I took my cat on my patio on my shoulder and I hear 'ssssttt.' A white streaker went up, so I turned around and tilted down so she could see then it split to white and green everywhere and BOOM, she fucking started clawing for her life to get off me but I held her down til I got indoors.

When I brought her inside I was thinking she was going to have a heart attack she immediately tries to go under my bed.

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passifloracaerulea

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Re: firework armageddon!

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#18513899 - 07/04/13 11:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I love when the firecrackers or bottle rockets go off randomly after the big burst. it'll go on all night. I hope the cops don't show up. I just had to do a massive explosive experiment and it worked out just like I thought it would.

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passifloracaerulea

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#18513906 - 07/04/13 11:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

the bacon grease bomb is tomorrow if everyone is ok with it. we should construct a burning man and put it to fire with the bacon bomb at garibaldi.

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passifloracaerulea

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#18513920 - 07/04/13 11:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

i'm lucky to have survived.

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goldcaphunter
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Re: firework armageddon!

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#18513937 - 07/04/13 11:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

passifloracaerulea said:

i'm lucky to have survived.

To have survived what?

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passifloracaerulea

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#18513992 - 07/04/13 11:43 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

passifloracaerulea said:

i'm lucky to have survived.

fireworks are still going off in my back yard. I think I out did everyone around.

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Konyap

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#18514020 - 07/04/13 11:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

They're supposed to be illegal in my state but a three hour drive and people come back with truck beds full of them, you can drive down the main highway and see em going off everywhere.

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passifloracaerulea

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#18514048 - 07/05/13 12:02 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I started a fire in my defunct garden and placed two large boxes of firecrackers, bottle rockets, and roman candles in the fire and ran as fast as I could. the fire is raging and i'm scared to go near it, with the random illegal fireworks going off. sounds like waldport is going off now. i'm just fucking awesome!

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Gumby
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#18514050 - 07/05/13 12:04 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I shot 15 of these tonight, along with about 1,500 other shells of various sizes.

Edited by Gumby (07/05/13 12:05 AM)

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passifloracaerulea

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#18514069 - 07/05/13 12:11 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

and the bacon bomb goes off tomorrow night.

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Gumby
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#18514073 - 07/05/13 12:12 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

What is this bacon bomb you speak of?

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passifloracaerulea

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#18514075 - 07/05/13 12:14 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Waldport is 8 miles away and I can't see the action. I just might have to go to garibaldi tomorrow.

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passifloracaerulea

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#18514083 - 07/05/13 12:18 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Gumby said:

What is this bacon bomb you speak of?

the bacon bomb is a collection of bacon grease and then packed into a pipe bomb apparatus and tossed into a big fire pit where everyone runs for their lives. it'll be fun hearing and watching flaming bacon grease fly all through he air. it should take a about ten minutes to detonate. i'm a burner so this should be a piece of cake.

Edited by passifloracaerulea (07/05/13 12:21 AM)

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Gumby
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#18514098 - 07/05/13 12:25 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds dangerous and dumb. Be careful. A guy on here blew off almost all his fingers and is deaf in one ear while making a pipe bomb.

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passifloracaerulea

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#18514108 - 07/05/13 12:30 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

my fireworks are now out, but now I have a burning garden! fuck it i'm buying a massive flame thrower. it'll take care of my blackberry problem.

Edited by passifloracaerulea (07/05/13 12:32 AM)

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Re: firework armageddon!

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#18514109 - 07/05/13 12:30 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

passifloracaerulea said:

Gumby said:

What is this bacon bomb you speak of?

the bacon bomb is a collection of bacon grease and then packed into a pipe bomb apparatus and tossed into a big fire pit where everyone runs for their lives. it'll be fun hearing and watching flaming bacon grease fly all through he air. it should take a about ten minutes to detonate. i'm a burner so this should be a piece of cake.

Post a video of it here,if you survive.

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#18514130 - 07/05/13 12:36 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Gumby always wins this game. :yesnod:

:yesnod:

The other day I was back in the midwest and we set off some pretty good ones. Can't buy shit here in CA.

At least not at the stores. I've heard if you go to Chinatown you can get some good ones, but I figure the cops would show up before you got anything much going.

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By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

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passifloracaerulea

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#18514151 - 07/05/13 12:49 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

i'll survive...

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Shroomism
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Re: firework armageddon!

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#18514205 - 07/05/13 01:22 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

circularvortex said:

At least not at the stores. I've heard if you go to Chinatown you can get some good ones, but I figure the cops would show up before you got anything much going.

Not in my neighborhood. You can't buy any good fireworks at the stores.. but in Costa Mesa we have people setting off mad illegal mortar shells and the good ones too.. in just about every direction. A few streets are shut off completely and people are just lighting them off in the middle of the street for miles. Cops don't mess with anyone. Our entire city goes nuts on the 4th, it's crazy. Considering fireworks aren't even allowed in the nearby cities. But we were just sitting in my backyard, watching mortar shells from every direction.

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