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NBC: Pleaser fire David Gregory
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Dear NBC,

You are making a mockery of every person that has ever hosted "Meet the Press" by employing David Gregory as the anchor of that show - the longest-running news show in TV history.

I have a very strong stomach, but ever since David Gregory took up the reins at "Meet the Press," I find that it is literally impossible for me to sit through an entire episode without taking day-long breaks for the sake of my digestive system. 

I would prefer watching Tim Russert - while shrooming - than watching David Gregory stone-cold-sober.  Hell, I can't even force myself to watch David Gregory when I've been up all night and am drunk nearly to the point of  blacking out - I end up changing the channel and happily watching honey badgers not care (as they yank cobras out of trees and eat them), and that's the *only* distraction that isn't David Gregory's fault.

Come to think of it, I sometimes feel that I would rather be the cobra (being eaten by the honey badger) than watch one more minute of what "Meet the Press" has become.

Sincerely,

David Greory examing his life while shrooming.

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+100 for Honey Badgers who find the time to reply to this post.
+500 to the Honey Badgers who can't be bothered to reply to this post.
+1000 to the rest of the Honey Badgers who, lacking the time (or the ability) to type just don't give a damn.

+ extra credit for Honey Badgers who don't give a damn and want to rub our self-indulgent primate faces in our own primate feces.


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"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." - Carl Sagan

Edited by the spiral (03/03/13 10:03 AM)

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Re: NBC: Pleaser fire David Gregory [Re: the spiral]
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Pity reply.

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Re: NBC: Pleaser fire David Gregory [Re: the spiral]
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he should have been fired for the 30 round magazine he had on his show, breaking DC law.


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"A politician is like a baby's diaper, it should be changed often and for the same reason"-Coy Turner Sr.

"what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'm sippin Hennessy, riding on my muthafucking enemies" -Meek Mill.


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