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I Want A Hooker
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Alright, 22 year old virgin here. I was holding out for "the right one" because of hopeless romance going on in my brain and ended up with a broken heart and blue balls. Been single for 3 years now since that shitty first experience at "relationship" and I want to just get down and put my member in a whore now. Should I look around local escort services, or do they not get down like that? I obviously don't want to pick up an std/sti my first go so have been considering getting a "professional". Any advice on how to go about it is much appreciated. I've also been considering a craigslist hookup. Anyone have any luck with that? I just want to get this out of the way and seriously do not think I will be pursuing any relationships. Don't understand humans anymore and feel like an alien.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #1]
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22 year-old virgin seeks respite _Craigs List_ You'll have a lot of friends.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I would suggest an easy online hookup over a whore. It doesn't have to be 'true love" but don't bring yourself down to the level of paying for a prostitute. not for your first time.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:haha: Just go to the bar and get some drunk bitch, they loooove the cock.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #4]
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true on the bar scene man.  show up around 12:30 sober and hang out having a few till bartime looking for a drunk loose whore.  easy enough, and its always easier when you arent shit faced yourself.

if you do go the whore route be careful mate, and not for std's but for them to just rip you off.  backpage.com is where you wanna go for a whore, but be sure to check her out through one of those sites that check phone numbers of escorts and have reviews on them.  buddy got one that made him take a shower, stole his car keys and wallet and tried black mailing him afterwards.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
true on the bar scene man.  show up around 12:30 sober and hang out having a few till bartime looking for a drunk loose whore.  easy enough, and its always easier when you arent shit faced yourself.


The problem with that... I don't drink alcohol... Haven't for 2 years as I was an alcoholic.

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Anonymous #5 said:if you do go the whore route be careful mate, and not for std's but for them to just rip you off.  backpage.com is where you wanna go for a whore, but be sure to check her out through one of those sites that check phone numbers of escorts and have reviews on them.  buddy got one that made him take a shower, stole his car keys and wallet and tried black mailing him afterwards.


I've been looking on backpage :laugh: I may not get laid, but I've got streetsmarts, thanks for looking out for me dude. Thanks for the info too. :highfive:

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
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It sounds like you are putting women on a pedastal. You want to find that one person who is your one and only soulmate? Thats a hollywood fantasy. You have to realize that women are just people, like men. We all have faults. The truth is there are many people out there that you can be compatible with but you will never find them if you are constantly trying to make every woman be your 'dream' girl.

I wouldn't order a hooker to 'get it over with'

You should earn it.

A real man steps up when he sees a woman he wants and pounces like an animal. Getting pussy is written in your genetic code afterall, otherwise we wouldnt be here right now. If you want a love life, you need to learn these skills for youself or you will end up marrying the first bitch who will give you the time of day. You need to show the woman why you are worth her time.

So do yourself a favor and work on your game. It doesnt matter how many times you fail if you are successful in the end.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Hit up every girl you know through txt or FB and be like "hey".
You'll get into a convo with some.
The rest is history

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I vote hooker.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Go to the bar.  That's how I got laid the first time.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #9]
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If you do decide to pick up a girl from the bar, always take her to her place, or a motel. That way you can make a clean getaway.

If you bring her back to your digs it can sometimes be hard to get rid of her.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
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Anonymous #6 said:
It sounds like you are putting women on a pedastal. You want to find that one person who is your one and only soulmate? Thats a hollywood fantasy. You have to realize that women are just people, like men. We all have faults. The truth is there are many people out there that you can be compatible with but you will never find them if you are constantly trying to make every woman be your 'dream' girl.

I wouldn't order a hooker to 'get it over with'

You should earn it.

A real man steps up when he sees a woman he wants and pounces like an animal. Getting pussy is written in your genetic code afterall, otherwise we wouldnt be here right now. If you want a love life, you need to learn these skills for youself or you will end up marrying the first bitch who will give you the time of day. You need to show the woman why you are worth her time.

So do yourself a favor and work on your game. It doesnt matter how many times you fail if you are successful in the end.



"You should earn it"  How, buying her some drinks?

Maybe he is ugly and has a terrible personality with no confidence.

He needs to buy a whore and have sex with a pro, it will give him confidence for the future, fuck this "you should earn it" bullshit.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Fucking a hooker isn't going to make you any better at meeting and talking to women. If anything it'll fuck up your perception of women, and lead you to think buying them is the only way get near to them. You think losing your virginity is 'getting it over with', but you're wrong. What you need to get over is the fear of approaching people you're attracted to, and the fear of rejection.  You can't buy confidence, you just have to work on it.  Meaningless sex will be no more fulfilling than masturbation. What makes sex fulfilling is the chase, the buildup, the realization after an hour or week of flirting that yea, she's into you too.
Quit being such a lazy impatient selfish dick. You feel like an alien? When was the last time you left the house and just hung around people? Go to a coffee shop. Go to the gym. Make some friends. They'll introduce you to more friends. Their friends will invite you to a party. There is a girl out there waiting for you, but you have to get off your ass and off of backpage and craigslist to find her.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11] * 1
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Anonymous #11 said:
Fucking a hooker isn't going to make you any better at meeting and talking to women. If anything it'll fuck up your perception of women, and lead you to think buying them is the only way get near to them. You think losing your virginity is 'getting it over with', but you're wrong. What you need to get over is the fear of approaching people you're attracted to, and the fear of rejection.  You can't buy confidence, you just have to work on it.  Meaningless sex will be no more fulfilling than masturbation. What makes sex fulfilling is the chase, the buildup, the realization after an hour or week of flirting that yea, she's into you too.
Quit being such a lazy impatient selfish dick. You feel like an alien? When was the last time you left the house and just hung around people? Go to a coffee shop. Go to the gym. Make some friends. They'll introduce you to more friends. Their friends will invite you to a party. There is a girl out there waiting for you, but you have to get off your ass and off of backpage and craigslist to find her.


Are you a female?

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Nope.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11]
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The dude needs to get laid, he has a whole lifetime to work on his "game".

There is very good "meaningless" sex, people do it all the time, a relationship is not necessary for good sex, that is being very naive.

Humans like to have sex, the "chase" can be fun, but it's not needed to have good sex.

OP, just hire a dam whore and enjoy yourself for 30 minutes, who knows, you could get hit by a bus tommorrow and never have the chance of having sex.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #10]
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No, Dude needs to get a life. He thinks getting laid is going to make him happy, it won't.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
No, Dude needs to get a life. He thinks getting laid is going to make him happy, it won't.


It makes me happy getting laid, and most other men, maybe you are the exception with your line of thinking.

Not all men want a serious relationship with a woman, casual sex is fine for most guys, you're into the romance like a female.

He has a life, and now he needs to get laid.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Well, that speaks volumes to your emotional maturity.
I never said he needs to get into a serious relationship. I'm just noticing that there are deeper problems at play here. Approaching sex, whether casual or not, as something to "get out of the way" is not healthy.

The guy wants to give up after one heartbreak. I'm telling him he can do better.

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Re: I Want A Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11]
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He does need to "get it out of the way", and then he'll realize that sex isn't such a big f'n deal.

Hooker, OP.

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