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NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think)
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NBA vs NFL

36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card because of bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in a lawsuit, and
84 have been arrested for DUI in the past year

Can you guess which organization it is?
NBA or NFL?

Neither, it's the 535 members of the US congress.

:mindblown: Discuss




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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: kr0nik0]
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:mindblown:


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: kr0nik0]
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Were these things done while they were in Congress or previously?


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: kr0nik0]
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i say fire fucking everybody.

only group of people that create problems just to bitch about the problems they create.

oh wait them and high school girls


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: Chairman Meow]
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rackem said:
i say fire fucking everybody.

only group of people that create problems just to bitch about the problems they create.

oh wait them and high school girls



sadsappysucker said:
Were these things done while they were in Congress or previously?


The snippet I copied this from didn't specify.

I'm guessing both present and previous members. :shrug:


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: kr0nik0]
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even if they did do all this shit prior to getting hired/elected whatever i still think they are uncut for the job and should be fired. liek the rest of the working class.


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: rackem]
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I thought those numbers seemed pretty low for NBA & NFL players...


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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Shroomopotamus said:
I thought those numbers seemed pretty low for NBA & NFL players...



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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: Luc1d]
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Congress is a bunch of fucking idiots who get to get away with a bunch of shit  because of the position of power they're in .


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: candyflip420]
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in the corporation of america, they are the managers, and what a god aweful job they are doing


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: kr0nik0]
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Did they get lighter sentences due to money and influence?

You're god damn right they did. Amurika.


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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gzuf said:
Did they get lighter sentences due to money and influence?

You're god damn right they did. Amurika.


You already know.

Shroomopotamus said:
I thought those numbers seemed pretty low for NBA & NFL players...


:lolsy: but true.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: kr0nik0]
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i hate it when the best teams come to my city because our team struggles mad styles and the good teams never show up because they arnt on tv for the world to see like when they are playing the other great teams. lebron said during the christmas games, "we make sure we play extra hard because we know everyone is watching us". um yeeaaaah, we kick your ass every time and never make it to the playoffs........

i love the nfl because even though there are really good teams, i feel like every other team has a decent shot of making it to the playoffs. in the nba, its the same shit every year, except players switch teams, especially just to win championships. dont blame them i would too but ya dont see that all the time in the n/f


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: tealeaf]
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Well, aren't low income earners more likely to commit crime? Those guys only earn 175k per year.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Well, aren't low income earners more likely to commit crime? Those guys only earn 175k per year.


I wish I had enough money to consider 175k "low income"


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: Soluminia]
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Soluminia said:
koods said:
Well, aren't low income earners more likely to commit crime? Those guys only earn 175k per year.


I wish I had enough money to consider 175k "low income"


Sounds like you wish to be an NBA or NFL player.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: kr0nik0]
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Not exactly true but you've got a good point.


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: rackem]
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rackem said:
even if they did do all this shit prior to getting hired/elected whatever i still think they are uncut for the job and should be fired. liek the rest of the working class.


So only those with perfect records should be politicians?


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Re: NBA vs NFL (It's not what you think) [Re: ToolTroll]
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ToolTroll said:
Not exactly true but you've got a good point.



some of the information is accurate, at least somewhat accurate. a number
of congress persons were busted for bad checks and by busted, they werent
prosecuted like normal people would have been, they were simply exposed,
newt gingrich was one of them


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