Lol, heres a little story I haven't ever told anyone.
Last halloween, I got super drunk at my friends house and slept in my car. Around 4 AM I got those drunk shits you get that are super bad...ya know, when you can't tell if you're going to fart or shit your pants? So I try the door, and it was locked...
So I shit outside of his house. There were a lot of leafs and shit, so I just used them to wipe my ass and went back to sleep.
Within the next few days, I had this really hard cyst like marble thing near my asshole. It hurt to sit down. I thought it was an allergic reaction. So I decided if it wasn't gone in a week I'd go see the doctor.
Well, it wasn't gone, but didn't hurt anymore after a week. I said fuck it because it wasn't bothering my anymore.
Earlier this year (February maybe?) it started to really hurt again. I was scared and didn't know what to do. But then it popped and it was super gross in my toilet full of blood.
I put some neosporin on that bitch and now its 3 months later and I'm fine.
So if you've got a butt marble, don't be too scared.
Edited by Anonymous (04/28/12 11:21 AM)
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I knew it as I typed it thats what people were gonna think.
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