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Hardcore stoner profiling
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Went to the post office today and you wouldn't believe the crazy shit that happened. I went up there to get my records weighed the other day and came back today to ship my ebay sales and when I tell them it's going to brazil all of a sudden I'm getting grilled by these 2 big fat postal workers, anyway cut to me paying and heading outside to find a police cruiser waiting with it's lights flashing and some chick cop escorting me out the building without her saying anything. Nothing happened besides a bearded brown guy sending some lps. Is this stoner profiling, racial or just jumpy postal employees? The first day I went up there they pulled me out of a line of 30 people and started asking me questions, but nobody else.....WTF?

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Do you look like a stoner? What were in the boxes. Shit happens

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #2]
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10 vinyl records that they couldn't even see because they were inside of a box, I'm pretty sure it was searched right after I left to reveal nothing illegal. The first time I went the box was even open part way and you could see it was just music. However the records inside were all Bob Marley and yes I absolutely look like a stoner (good hygiene just hairy with a fro) Shit was really confusing the cop looked super wired and nervous and so did the postal employees, shit creeped me out because I knew they were looking at me like I was the weirdo while they were all acting way weirder.

Edited by Anonymous (03/07/12 09:03 PM)

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Certainly sounds like profiling.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Went to the post office today and you wouldn't believe the crazy shit that happened. I went up there to get my records weighed the other day and came back today to ship my ebay sales and when I tell them it's going to brazil all of a sudden I'm getting grilled by these 2 big fat postal workers, anyway cut to me paying and heading outside to find a police cruiser waiting with it's lights flashing and some chick cop escorting me out the building without her saying anything. Nothing happened besides a bearded brown guy sending some lps. Is this stoner profiling, racial or just jumpy postal employees? The first day I went up there they pulled me out of a line of 30 people and started asking me questions, but nobody else.....WTF?


They didn't think you were a stoner...they thought you were a terrorist.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Went to the post office today and you wouldn't believe the crazy shit that happened. I went up there to get my records weighed the other day and came back today to ship my ebay sales and when I tell them it's going to brazil all of a sudden I'm getting grilled by these 2 big fat postal workers, anyway cut to me paying and heading outside to find a police cruiser waiting with it's lights flashing and some chick cop escorting me out the building without her saying anything. Nothing happened besides a bearded brown guy sending some lps. Is this stoner profiling, racial or just jumpy postal employees? The first day I went up there they pulled me out of a line of 30 people and started asking me questions, but nobody else.....WTF?


They didn't think you were a stoner...they thought you were a terrorist.


:thumbup:

This. Feeling better OP ?

But seriously, shit happens. Maybe they were waiting for someone else that day who was actually going to send drugs to Brazil.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I think they can all go suck a dick, seriously they think I'm a terrorist? I'm as American as apple pie and everyone behind that counter had a thick non-american accent. You're telling me you cant go to the bank anymore with a fucking beard because of terrorist?

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I think they can all go suck a dick, seriously they think I'm a terrorist? I'm as American as apple pie and everyone behind that counter had a thick non-american accent. You're telling me you cant go to the bank anymore with a fucking beard because of terrorist?



You say "suck a dick" like it's a bad thing.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Just pissed off, suck whatever I dont care.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #1]
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So the cop just "escorts" you out?  Like, walks by your side?

Did you think to ask what was up?

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #6]
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She waited for me to pay and then walked me to the parking lot, which was a long specific course from the register to where I was parked. The whole time with her arm in the ready position by her belt, I shit you not.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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should have asked her out

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #7] * 4
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should have grabbed her titties right quick

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Maybe don't dress like a fucking dirty hippie

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I was wearing a brand new hoodie, chinos and new shoes. Not hippie clothes at all.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Then how could they profile you as a stoner?

I don't get it.

If you don't look the part, how is it profiling?

Yer hairdoo?

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Afro and beard with glasses.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Went to the post office today and you wouldn't believe the crazy shit that happened. I went up there to get my records weighed the other day and came back today to ship my ebay sales and when I tell them it's going to brazil all of a sudden I'm getting grilled by these 2 big fat postal workers, anyway cut to me paying and heading outside to find a police cruiser waiting with it's lights flashing and some chick cop escorting me out the building without her saying anything. Nothing happened besides a bearded brown guy sending some lps. Is this stoner profiling, racial or just jumpy postal employees? The first day I went up there they pulled me out of a line of 30 people and started asking me questions, but nobody else.....WTF?


They didn't think you were a stoner...they thought you were a terrorist.


:thumbup:

This. Feeling better OP ?

But seriously, shit happens. Maybe they were waiting for someone else that day who was actually going to send drugs to Brazil.


Id imagine drugs are more likely to be coming out of Brazil to the US rather than the other way around.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Yeah that's what I thought.

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Re: Hardcore stoner profiling [Re: Anonymous #5]
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:thumbup:

This. Feeling better OP ?

But seriously, shit happens. Maybe they were waiting for someone else that day who was actually going to send drugs to Brazil.



Lol nobody sends drugs TO Brazil  :freshwtf:

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