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I don't know what to do
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I was at this girls house, and we were getting pretty sexual. Keep in mind, she is a virgin, and hasn't really done much sexually. We make out and shit, . Well the other night she decided to let me get on top of her and masturbate onto her breasts.
When I came on her, she starts balling her eyes out.
Im still in shock, she kept saying how she felt like a whore.
:dudewtf:

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
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Time for an upgrade.

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #1]
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lulz

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Tell her that she's grown up wrongly conditioned by horrible people to feel guilty for simply doing what we as a species have evolved to do.  The only thing making her feel that way is her upbringing and she should never have been made to feel ashamed for doing things that are absolutely natural.

Religion is to blame.

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #4]
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She is crying because she knows what she did is a sin in the eyes of God.  Jesus died on the cross for her sins and unholy acts like the one the two of you engaged in is clearly a violation of the Good Book.  I suggest the two of you get to church and confess to the priest.  There is a clear path to hell and giving in to pleasures of the flesh is a temporary rush but the price is eternal damnation.  No brainer, huh?  You suck the dick, you lose the kingdom.

Keep in mind if the two of you are high on DMT during the act, you are technically in hyperspace, another dimension not ruled by the Christian God and other laws may apply.

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Tell her to stop thinking of herself so highly, I mean at least whores get paid to be whores, unlike this little piece of gutter trash puts out for free.

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #6]
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marriage before sex in modern america is no longer practical in modern day. your not gonna buy a car without test driveing it first.

if sex before marriage is a sin so u dont do that, then realize after marriage,  oh no we are not sexually compatible together,  getting the divorce is just a big as a sin as haveing sex before marriage so u still sinned but wasted hella time etc!

some women will even go so far as to consider murdering their husband so they can be a widow as less as a sin than divorce when they want a new man.

*edit*  the reason is because widows get alot of sympathy and people feel sorry for widows and christians dont look down on widows gettting married a secound time but christians look down on woman who got divorced getting married a secound time.

Edited by Anonymous (01/02/12 09:30 PM)

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Re: I don't know what to do *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #8]
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tell her to get her "whore ass" in the kitchen to make you a sandwich :hi5:

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Tell her that you need to see her soon, because your friend gave you $20 so he can cum on her tits, too. If she objects just tell her you're using the money to buy her a Louis Vitton bag.


Obvious troll. You'll need a 75x that amount to get a real Louis Vuitton bag.

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Quote:
Tell her that she's grown up wrongly conditioned by horrible people to feel guilty for simply doing what we as a species have evolved to do.


Lolz cuz human males were evolved to cum on tits  :lol:

Forreal, OP, get yourself a freakier girl.  She's just gonna do the same thing after she fucks you...except worse

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Tell her that she's grown up wrongly conditioned by horrible people to feel guilty for simply doing what we as a species have evolved to do.  The only thing making her feel that way is her upbringing and she should never have been made to feel ashamed for doing things that are absolutely natural.

Religion is to blame.



?

I fail to see how jerking onto some titties was a significant selection pressure for hominid evolution.

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
Tell her that she's grown up wrongly conditioned by horrible people to feel guilty for simply doing what we as a species have evolved to do.  The only thing making her feel that way is her upbringing and she should never have been made to feel ashamed for doing things that are absolutely natural.

Religion is to blame.



?

I fail to see how jerking onto some titties was a significant selection pressure for hominid evolution.


Do you seriously want to argue over semantics?  I'm talking about the entire act of sex and if you can't see that from my post, then there is no way to explain it to you. 

Maybe you'll understand when you're older.

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
lulz


:yesnod: times infinity

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Why would you cum on the titties? She's obviously an old fashion girl.


Dump a load right uppp in hurrrrr!

Creampies FTW!

:penis:

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #14]
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She let you do it, then regretted it which made her cry, people do that sometimes.  If shes still making a big deal out of it, then shes not cool.  If you make a big deal out of it, then neither are you.

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #15] * 1
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well..... regardless of who's at fault here, congrats on getting to bust a load on this chicks titties :shrug:

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Re: I don't know what to do [Re: Anonymous #13]
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lol

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