From Victoria’s Hempology 101 Society:
Rudolph the Red-Haired Outdoor
You know Time-Warp, and Big Bud, and Durban, and Burmese,
Indoor, and hashish, and oil, and cookies,
But do you recall
The most famous outdoor of all?
Rudolph the red-haired outdoor
Was a very sticky strain
And if you ever smoked it
You would never be in pain.
All of the other growers
Used to laugh and puff their own.
They never smoked some Rudolph,
To find out it has a really good stone.
Then one dry and desperate eve
They all came to say,
"Rudolph with your hairs so bright,
Won't you fill my pipe tonight?"
Then all the people loved it
As they smoked it all with glee.
"Rudolph the red-haired outdoor,
You'll get grown through history!"
Joints to the World
Joints to the world! The crop is done;
Let pipes and bongs be stuffed!
Let every head
Prepare a joint
And friends and neighbours puff
And friends and neighbours puff
And friends and neighbours puff!
Joints to the world! The pot is dry;
Let us now smoke it all
While our old friends
Stand and cheer
We'll hot-box City Hall
We'll hot-box City Hall
We'll hot-box City Hall!
Deck the Courts
Deck the courts with buds of ganja,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
‘Tis the sea-son to pray to Jah,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Don we now our hemp ap-pa-rel,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Sing this an-cient can-na-bis carol,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Smoke the blaz-ing spliff before us,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Spark a bowl and join the cho-rus,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Lis-ten now all le-gal think-ers,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
While we sing of freedom seek-ers,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Fast a-way the old law pass-es,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Hail the new choice of the mass-es,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Smoke our gan-ja all to-gether,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Heed-less of the cops and wea-ther,
Jah la la la la la la la la!
Cannabis is Growing in Town
You better inhale, you better not cough
Keep it all in and then you'll get off
Cannabis is growing in town
He's growing a lot and growing it fast
Gonna get out while the hydro lasts
Cannabis is growing in town
He's setting all his lights up
He's checking the PH
He knows if you're a boy or girl
So just grow for goodness sake.
Chorus
He's pulling the males and checking the lights
Gonna grow pot all day and all night
Cannabis is growing in town
He knows just when it's ready
The buds are full and thick
He cuts and trims for three whole days
Then cures it to a crisp
Chorus
Jah Bless You Healthy Cannabis
Jah bless you healthy cannabis,
Let freedom pave your way,
Remember Terry Parker,
Was cleared one happy day,
To save us all from legal troubles,
And stop the war some day.
Chorus: O, Tidings of cookies and buds,
cookies and buds,
O, Tidings of cookies and buds.
In Victoria, Canada,
This glorious plant is grown,
And all the healthy benefits,
Are still not fully known,
Though we will find the plant's true power,
as more and more is sown.
Chorus
From Jah our earthly healer,
A blessed green plant came,
And when made into cookies,
Brought health to all the lame,
The illness that pot can help
Are too many to name
Chorus
The people love their cannabis,
They celebrate each fall,
And bring their buds and cookies,
To share with one and all,
And when the laws all disappear,
We'll have the ganja ball.
Chorus
Oh, Cannabis Tree
Oh Cannabis Tree, Oh Cannabis Tree, Thy buds are so enlightening
You get me high when summer’s here, but also when ’tis cold and drear.
Oh Cannabis Tree, Oh Cannabis Tree, Thy buds are so enlightening
Oh Cannabis Tree, Oh Cannabis Tree, Much pleasure thou dost give me,
How often has the Cannabis Tree, Brought just for me, the highest glee.
Oh Cannabis Tree, Oh Cannabis Tree, Much pleasure dost though give me.
Oh Cannabis Tree, Oh Cannabis Tree, Thy crystals shine with THC,
From seed to koala, brave and free, There’s only joy for you and me.
Oh Cannabis Tree, Oh Cannabis Tree, Thy crystals shine with THC.
12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A doobie in a pot tree.
…
On the 12th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
12 pounds of bud
11 rolling papers
10 female clones
9 Bic lighters
8 sodium lights
7 hash brownies
6 Graphix bongs
5 BOTTLE TOKES
4 pot cookies
3 glass pipes
2 roach clips
And a doobie in a pot tree
Now take this knowledge and use it to spread Christmas cheer among the mass--I bet if you place an upside down hat in front you, people will even give you money. With great power comes great responsibility.
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