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if jessica alba shows up at your house...
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and asks you to lick her asshole what are you gunna do?

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
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rob her


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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
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Let her do it then take pictures while its occuring and sell them to either the press or porn websites depending on how much theyre willing to pay for the pictures.


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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
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question is invalid, could be a doppelganger, which doesn't have an asshole.


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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: Cj-B]
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Make her buy me copious amounts of drugs.

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: LoveYourLife]
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Then you find out it's just Chuck Testa!

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: owls]
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LoveYourLife said:
Make her buy me copious amounts of drugs.


owls said:
rob her




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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
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Take pics for the pub, of course.

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: daiy]
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I proceed into dshsb

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 1
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Vsnares.Zappa said:
I proceed into dshsb




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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: LoveYourLife]
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If you don't lick her asshole...you are gay.


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I can beat you to the punch line..or i could punch you to the beat.

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: Solo_Dolo]
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Solo_Dolo said:
If you don't lick her asshole...you are gay.


I agree

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
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what if she didn't wipe first :aliceshocker:


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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: owls]
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lick it anyhow :loldongs:

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
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yeah seriously its jessica albas ass:2girls1cup:

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: owls]
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owls said:
what if she didn't wipe first :aliceshocker:



So this is where the idea for the thread came from...

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