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i wanna confess something
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i wanna confess something
my grandma was sick as fuck and she was on her death bed
she wasn't really sick but she had fallen down and hit her temple on the corner of a table
it really fucked her up and she was dying
i was close with my grandma
we spent a lot of time
i had a chance to go and see her
but i decided to make porn instead for my fledgling porn company
i was just working hard to get it off the ground
that day my grandma died
my porn production company floundered so i have nothing to show for it
i'm such a degenerate

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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man i thought you were gonna say you raped your grandma on her death bed.

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #2]
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damn bro, that sucks

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Wow. Was not expecting the porn part. If it's true, then I am truly sorry. I do kind of agree with Anonymous #2, though. Sorry about your grandma.

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
man i thought you were gonna say you raped your grandma on her death bed.



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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #5]
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That sucks man for real. But don't let it be in vain. Go tell this story to Ron Jeremy, recruit him and make yourself a fucking hit!

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Its ok, your granny understands

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You just refused to deal with it, and pulled open an escape hatch.

She wouldnt have wanted you to beat yourself up over it. Beat yourse;f up over it one more time, as epically as you can, then ask her for forgiveness and move on with life.

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #8]
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The porn couldn't wait a day or two? I didn't think there were deadlines on fucking.

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #9]
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you'd only be considered a degenerate if it was gay porn

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #10]
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you were stupid to think porn is a viable business any more

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Gay porn is booming

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #7]
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penile enjoyment is on the rise

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I don't understand, trying to start your own company sounds like a much better use of time then playing the 'wait till grandma' dies game.

What are you sad about?

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #6]
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He hasn't answered. Either he was trolling, killed himself or he followed my advice and is searching for Ron motherfucking Jeremy.

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #6]
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not trolling.
whats there to answer?

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
not trolling.
whats there to answer?



Hey man, I was thinking about what I said and it's kind of a dick thing to say. In all seriousness that really sucks you lost your grandma man. I lost a little brother and it's the realest pain anyone can know IMO. So sorry for the wisecracks. You didn't know she was going to pass, and you were trying to start a business, it honestly shouldn't matter what kind of business. If you blew off the visit just sitting around sucking air then you would have a reason to beat yourself up. Try and remember the good times and never forget.

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Re: i wanna confess something *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: I was being a huge dick.


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Re: i wanna confess something *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #12] * 1
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:maximumtrolling:

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Re: i wanna confess something [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
you were stupid to think porn is a viable business any more



it wasnt always like that
what makes u think this was recent?

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