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ideas for whales.
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As i\'ve bragged before, i come up with ALOT of ideas.



today i am thinking alot about whales.  They\'re not like those asshole dolphins. 



whales are to dolphins as people are to monkies.  Better than.



Not right we fucked up fucked up the whales so bad.  Primates laugh too much, alot of stuff in life isn\'t funny.



So my two ideas.



1) remember when we gave that monkey a cybernetic arm and it learned to feed itself with it?  We need to start giving whales arms and hands so they can do stuff besides sing.

2) You guys already know about how whales used to be able to communicate massive distances before we fucked up the ocean right?  You know that they pretty much defintely talk, and apparently have alot to say.  going by their vocalizations they have individuality, family and group awareness.

Its not right we fucked up their ability to communicate. We need to install ALOT of underwater microphones and speakers.  using electronics, give the ocean its natural acoustics back.

Its like we came along and stomped on the whale\'s internet, give the whales their internet back.


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Edited by teamkiller (08/26/11 01:50 AM)

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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: teamkiller] * 1
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Lol, underwater microphones and speakers is WHY they can't communicate as well.

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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: PatrickKn]
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what are they going to do with arms? They filter feed and swim.

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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: mrckb] * 4
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I'll only accept your offer for underwater microphones under one condition: that you let us use auto-tune.

You can keep the cybernetic arm shit. We have penises bigger than your leg, we're doing fine.


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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: mrckb]
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what are they going to do with arms? They filter feed and swim


Masturbate :smirk:
Imagine how hard it would be to have fat sex underwater w/o arms

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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: The Whale]
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if we want to get fancy, we can use the underwater microphones and speakers to phase cancel other noises.

But yeah, we'll just play the natural sounds LOUDER than then all the other crap we have going on.

Also, i still think giving whales arms and hands is a good idea.  Maybe they'll find something cool to do with them.

edit:  I need help with this new idea.  We need to give the whales devices that record what they do, that plays back at the whales discretion.  Whales might learn faster if they could store and play back their knowledge on demand.

How do we make a device like that that a whale could use?  other than sound, how could you record data from whales?

edit 2: we also need to find whale nootropics, and load the whales up with them.


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Edited by teamkiller (08/25/11 03:53 AM)

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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: Abu]
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Abu said:
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what are they going to do with arms? They filter feed and swim


Masturbate :smirk:
Imagine how hard it would be to have fat sex underwater w/o arms


Fat sex underwater.

At least needs to be a band name or something.


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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: The Whale]
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The Whale said:
Fat sex underwater.

At least needs to be a band name or something.



Or a banned member name.
You should make a puppet.

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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: ModularMind]
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The advancement of whales shouldn't be a laughing matter.  If there is anything as intelligent as us on the planet its probably whales.

Robot arms and underwater speakers may sound like a joke, but its really not.  We came out lucky in the evolutionary race, and i think whales should be given the technology and opportunity to join the 21st century.  If it turns out whales are dumb and can't make any use of our help then so be it, but they should be given the chance.


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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: teamkiller]
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OP. instead of having a lot of ideas, I would suggest having less, but better in quality


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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
OP. instead of having a lot of ideas, I would suggest having less, but better in quality


:kelsoburn:

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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
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This thread is for collaboration on ideas on helping the whales.  Please help me refine my ideas/give other proposals.

Why is helping to replace their natural sonic environment a bad idea?  They're creatures of sound, i figure that would be important to them.


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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: teamkiller]
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They do just fine without human interference. Why try to force something on an animal who has no need for it?
Just let them be.. that would be the greatest help to their species.

Edited by giza (08/25/11 01:36 PM)

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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: giza]
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I thought this thread was gonna be about fat bitches.


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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: Mr. Anderson]
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you're missing the big picture.

wanna know where it's really at?



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Re: ideas for whales. [Re: Pigasus]
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We need to block off the Gulf of California to raise whales in there for food.

Just like cows.
:datass:

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