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So I went and got a(nother) massage today..
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I've been getting once/sometimes twice weekly massages at my gym from this chick. She's kinda hot, in one of those "looks like someone from a sports catalogue ad" kind of way.

Anyway, I think i've had about 5 or 6 hour massages with her, she's really good.. doing a lot of legs/glutes (yes my ass), back, shoulders, chest and whatnot. It's all very professional although our chatter kinda gets a bit "unprofession" ie we'll start swearing, laughing and carrying on telling dumb stories, i have a feeling today got kind of flirty, could be wrong, she does a lot of pro football players so i'm hardly any dishy dude in terms of guys she gets to feel up and be paid for.

anyway, today we were yakking about foot massages, and i asked if she would recommend getting a foot massage, and she said something really funny that she obviously didn't realise she'd said it until after

she goes

"well, i mean, foot massages are really really good for you, and some of the thai places use actual tools to dig right in and hook your foot and do all sorts of fucked up shit, i mean, i love getting hammered by someone on a massage table (:blush:) and having them get right in there and get into it, but i dont think i could handle getting regular foot massages"

after she said it, you could tell in her head she was thinking "woah interesting choice of words"

or was she? or was she deliberately dropping nasty hints?

i just played it off like "oh yeah cool" and pretended like i was taking it all seriously, in a friendly kinda way

anyway

was kinda funny

i am loving getting massages, though... she's really good. does some messed up stuff to my quads and lats.. and she's hot... its not often i get to get undressed and have a chick rub her oiled up hands all over me.... too bad i gotta pay for it

:foreveralone:

and no... no happy endings for me.

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Re: So I went and got a(nother) massage today.. [Re: indica]
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wait.... is Coaster banned?


:datass:

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Re: So I went and got a(nother) massage today.. [Re: indica]
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Now I need to get a massage... I just realized its been a few months.


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Re: So I went and got a(nother) massage today.. [Re: indica]
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indica said:
wait.... is Coaster banned?


:datass:


Coaster doesnt get banned, he just returns to the future! :ancientaliens:


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Re: So I went and got a(nother) massage today.. [Re: Hajnal]
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damnit... and i was having such a nice day

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Re: So I went and got a(nother) massage today.. [Re: indica]
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Give her a facial.  :abbie:


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Re: So I went and got a(nother) massage today.. [Re: 28064212]
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Ask if you can give her a deep tissue massage :awejeez::derfase:


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Re: So I went and got a(nother) massage today.. [Re: mongo lloyd]
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Massages are so wonderful.

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Re: So I went and got a(nother) massage today.. [Re: pwnasaurus]
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yes, yes tthey are. maybe tomorrow i will ask her if i can hammer her on the massage table :awesome:

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