Son of a bitch. I know I'm not the only one that fucking hates this - so I'm eating a big fat meal with people and I get full, right? There's a ton of food on my plate and I can't fucking eat it because I'm full goddamnit. Then someone has the audacity to say "a lot of starving people would kill for that food, don't throw it away asshole you shouldn't do that blah blah blah I take it in the ass." Then he proceeds to bitch me out, calling me selfish and all that jazz in front of everyone
Seriously? Fuck off! I just so happen to live in the United States and I'm surrounded by pretentious self-righteous douchebags who call me out for not sending fucking perishable half-eaten turkey meat to Tajikistan or the slums of India. What really irks me is that these people are authentically upset with me for not being able to finish my food. ex-fucking-cuse me. I am not selfish, I do not hesitate to feed the hungry, but when the hungry live two thousand miles away in remote lawless regions of our planet, the only thing I can do is send shitty canned foods over to some condescending christian-based charity. I don't want to send shitty canned foods because shitty canned food is shitty. So if you wanna send your half-eaten turkey legs and cooked beans that have been sitting out for too long to starving people, you've got a fucking twisted sense of reality there.
I don't know what's worse; a self-righteous douchebag, or a self-righteous douchebag. Am I wrong?
Thoughts?
|