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Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is?
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Seems like I see and hear people asking about dick size a lot... how big, how important it is, etc...

Well, here's the thing.. whenever people prompted me with questions I'd just kind of shrug because I never could really understand how it mattered. I believe I tried to measure once in my mid teens and discovered that the penis ends ambiguously by connecting to the body and that I could easily suspend disbelief if I wanted to believe it was anywhere for 3-5 inches longer than it might have actually been.

Suddenly everyone's "comparisons" seemed irrelevant because odds are they were all "wearing size 12 shoes on size 9 feet" if you know what I mean. No point in playing a rigged game, right?

At that point I didn't really bother anymore, even though I heard several people tell me "where you're supposed to measure from" (different answers from different people)

I pretty much didn't give a fuck at all for a few years, then I got sexually involved and discovered that nobody was complaining about it. It's been an "effective weapon" and I accomplish my goals in bed. What more do you want? I have to assume that anyone asking about that shit is basically either failing to please their partners or doesn't have any. is that accurate?

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I personally don't care for my size.  I use to care when I was a prepubescent kid.  It seems to me now that penis size, at least to me, is irrelevant.  I've been told by other men I have a small penis.  I don't argue against that notion.  I simply don't look too much into dick sizes.  I think it is absurd for people to waste their energy on that matter.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Right on. :highfive:

Merry Christmas Anonymous!

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I agree with all that you are saying except for the poor, rare guys with microphallus disorder.  About 5% of all human males have a penis that is less than 2" when erect.  You should look it up, its so sad lol.  A microphallus can actually contribute to more stressful relationships and a less enjoyable sex life.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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no way that 5% have a 2" penis. that is a lot of fuckin people.

honestly yes, I do care about my dick size. I like my dick, especially the shape, but I would like if it was a little bigger. I'm pretty sure its basically average or slightly above in all dimensions though

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I could be slightly off on the statistic, but the Kinsey sex report definitely relates the true numbers on microphalli.  In any event, be glad you are not microphallic.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I think my dick is fine, honestly even at 7 it is too much on average. It just looks nice for show, because it looks really nice, but it doesn't matter when you inside a gal and nibbling her neck. She will forget all about how large you are when you are actually doing something besides making her wonder if you are going to hurt her from intercourse.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I used to care a lot more before i started having sex :shrug:

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Yeah all very true.  Save the penis envy for shrooms.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Well put. Penis size only matters to people who fetishize it.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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By the time she finds out how small it is and how terrible I am with it, it's too late, I came.
:stanhopefacepalm:

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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There needs to be a greater societal taboo concerning poorly perforing female sex partners.  Why should guys suffer from potential penis anxiety when I know a large portion of women who are simply lazy and selfish in bed.  Alas, we have no readily present measuring stick (pun) with which to grade female sexual performance.

This is a quality Christmas discussion.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
There needs to be a greater societal taboo concerning poorly perforing female sex partners.  Why should guys suffer from potential penis anxiety when I know a large portion of women who are simply lazy and selfish in bed.  Alas, we have no readily present measuring stick (pun) with which to grade female sexual performance.

This is a quality Christmas discussion.



It is because most guys would fuck a dead fish, they don't fucking care.

A lot of chicks are though, terrible, and horribly selfish in the sack.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Oh I agree, but nevertheless, it would be nice to have a comeback for the guy who's ex girl is running around lying about his tiny dick to her friends.  What's this guy gonna say?  She has a dry pussy?  Her tits are small?  None of this works or is as biting as a group of girls giggling about your penis size, whether told the truth or not.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Oh I agree, but nevertheless, it would be nice to have a comeback for the guy who's ex girl is running around lying about his tiny dick to her friends.  What's this guy gonna say?  She has a dry pussy?  Her tits are small?  None of this works or is as biting as a group of girls giggling about your penis size, whether told the truth or not.



call your lawyer then pop a viagra and whip it out

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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are you related to someone who is a nude model?

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Yeah just get a notary public to stamp and certify your penis size in front of your attorney.  Then, subpoena the ex girlfriend in your civil slander suit.  Game, set, match.

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Yeah just get a notary public to stamp and certify your penis size in front of your attorney.  Then, subpoena the ex girlfriend in your civil slander suit.  Game, set, match.



I should do that for shits and giggles. Is there any way to really do this and have it in your wallet?

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Lmao at the notary

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Re: Am I the only one who simply didn't/doesn't give a fuck how big his dick was/is? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Seems like I see and hear people asking about dick size a lot... how big, how important it is, etc...

Well, here's the thing.. whenever people prompted me with questions I'd just kind of shrug because I never could really understand how it mattered. I believe I tried to measure once in my mid teens and discovered that the penis ends ambiguously by connecting to the body and that I could easily suspend disbelief if I wanted to believe it was anywhere for 3-5 inches longer than it might have actually been.

Suddenly everyone's "comparisons" seemed irrelevant because odds are they were all "wearing size 12 shoes on size 9 feet" if you know what I mean. No point in playing a rigged game, right?

At that point I didn't really bother anymore, even though I heard several people tell me "where you're supposed to measure from" (different answers from different people)

I pretty much didn't give a fuck at all for a few years, then I got sexually involved and discovered that nobody was complaining about it. It's been an "effective weapon" and I accomplish my goals in bed. What more do you want? I have to assume that anyone asking about that shit is basically either failing to please their partners or doesn't have any. is that accurate?


Sounds like you have a small dick.

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