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Shit ball
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Growing up the kid next door always played basketball in the back yard near the fence. His basketball flew in my yard a lot. One day I took that ball and I found a fresh log from my dog and I plopped his ball onto is enough to leave a tiny chunk and a brown imprint.

I tossed it back over and a few hours later he came home from school and he grabbed it. He obviously touched turds cause he quickly threw the ball aside and went inside.

I was 11 at the time and I knew I owned him good.

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Forward to 1.5 years later and I had to do a project for school. Building a dough island sculpture. You use like flour salt and water for the dough.

I had spare dough from after I was done. I went outside and doughed the side of their garage. Then to have some more fun I start to bat the dough, but I knew it wouldn't work so I added tin foil wads to the dough wads. Then I started bating tin foil dough balls. I probably covered the side with about 25 or so balls of dough. Probably around 10 had tin foil.

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I shot a flaming arrow into my enemys garage.

Burned that fucker to the ground.

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
I shot a flaming arrow into my enemys garage.

Burned that fucker to the ground.


Details!!!

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Some time around then I also launched all possible dog shits I could find in my yard at the dudes house behind me. I would take a snow shovel and pick a turd and overhand launch it. He had a bunch of old cars out in his back yard and I could hear the hard turds hitting them sometimes.


Also around that time I think maybe a year or so later not exactly sure but I had a school right across the street infront me. An elementary school. I dont know why but for some reason a bus full of people came one night and unloaded a few mattresses and slept in a ditch near the bus lane. It was perfectly spaced from my house where I could throw eggs from my back yard and hit them.

I did it and I hit them after a few lobs. I have no idea how they found out it was me who did it. After about 5 minutes of watchin from a window in my house they came and pounded on my door for like 3 minutes and I never answered. They ended up mayonaising my door to hell and the area above the door.

I ended up leaving the mayo there and told my parents it was a random event and I had no idea. But the next day is when they saw the mayo and it REAKED.

This was done while living in the same house.

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I used to take spray paint cans and set them up in a way that I could throw a 20 lb pitchfork at them. It was cool to watch the spray paint can get pierced and fly into the air shooting paint in all directions.


I had a pool and it was being cleaned and redone and there was water left on the deeper end. I was walking around the shallow no water side and for some reason I thought I could quickly jump across the 3 big frozen chunks of water and make it to the other side. They were pretty thick and the pool was kinda large I thought I would have made it with a running start. I tried and I jumped from the first ice chunk to the second and the second to the third and I broke through it and sank. This water was fucking ICE cold and I had no idea it was going to be hard to move in and so draining so quickly. I was able to swim a bit and grab to the chlorine dispenser to get out.

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I rang on someones door and ran away. That was awesome.

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I took a bunch of expired fireworks and dumped them out. I put it all on a tray and used a piece of burning paper to light it. It wouldn't go at first so I just jammed it in there and instant harry potter action singed my left hand up really good. I don't know how bad exactly because I had to lie to my parents told them it was super hot pizza sauce so I never got real medical help.

My hand required complete submersion into ice water for a full 24 hours after this. Only then did the burn pain go away enough to bandage my hand. My whole left hand except around the nails was all tender pink and the skin was just falling off.

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #1]
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karma is a bitch

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #5]
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In high school I heard a bully piss on some kids shoe in the stall next to him. The kid walked out and his shoe was making the squish sounds. So fucking funny.

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I am glad you got your just deserts when the gypsies mayo'd your door.

Also, post these here: http://boards.420chan.org/sh. They love shit like this.

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
In high school I heard a bully piss on some kids shoe in the stall next to him. The kid walked out and his shoe was making the squish sounds. So fucking funny.


bahahahah Ive seen the same thing back in highschool.  A friend and I were in the bathroom smoking a cigarette and before we walked out he stopped to piss at the urinal.  This younger faggot kid who happens to be my neighbor walked in, we call him lobster boy because he blew off almost all of his hand years ago with an m80 and only has a pinky finger and his big toe sewed on to serve as his thumb.  Lobster boy went in the stall and his foot was halfway sticking out and my buddy pissed all over it.  Apparently lobsters dont like being pissed on he got pissed, instant lulz.  Sometimes when Im high I wonder if he bites his finger nails and then think about him biting his thumbnail but he would actualy be biting off his toe nail:laugh2:

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i used to cover dog shit on the ground with snow, then get ppl to stand on it

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #8]
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In middle school I used to piss all over the toilet paper rolls in the stalls.

And also... Shit ball and grease ball are funny words.

:awebig:

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Re: Shit ball [Re: Anonymous #9]
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in second grade, i walked up to a little blonde girl i had a huge crush on and spit in her face. to this say i still have no idea what made me do that.

also, there was this kid i picked on in 5th or 6th grade...one day i was walking out of the classroom right behind him and i took the gum from my mouth and mashed it into the back of his head. his hair was pretty short so it was a bitch for his mom to get it out.
when we were in high school we became pretty good friends.:awesome:

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