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Hakim0777
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whacking off to the new harry potter

#13573629 - 12/02/10 04:27 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

some guy was caught. I guess there is a topless scene with harry and hermione kissing. I really dont remember this happening in the book. why?? just... why?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334657/Alexander-Ofner-arrested-masturbating-Harry-Potter-Deathly-Hallows.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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AsAboveSoBelow
The matrix has you

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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Hakim0777]
#13573638 - 12/02/10 04:29 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

LOL.

yes it did happen in the Deathly Hallows. It wasnt the real Hermione and Harry. It was voldemort fucking with Ron through the horcrux

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Hakim0777
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
#13573650 - 12/02/10 04:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

oh... well... oh.

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Hakim0777
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Hakim0777]
#13573656 - 12/02/10 04:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

so lets condense the plot even further by adding a romance scene thats not even real? I hate modern movies so much.

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Salomon
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
#13573658 - 12/02/10 04:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i picture it like this :lol:

:lol:

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fee
Im he who is the

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam

Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Hakim0777]
#13573660 - 12/02/10 04:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Why do you guys know this shit?
:lolsy:

:lolsy:

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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

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AsAboveSoBelow
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: fee]
#13573676 - 12/02/10 04:35 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

because ive read all the books.. :blush:

:blush:

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Alec_Baldwin
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
#13573745 - 12/02/10 04:49 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Maverick
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Alec_Baldwin]
#13573768 - 12/02/10 04:55 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

NO NO IT WASNT ME IT WAS A SPOOKY GHOST!

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psilyguy

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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Hakim0777]
#13573813 - 12/02/10 05:02 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I just reread that book when the movie came out. Fake Harry and Hermione did kiss in the book, but I don't remember it saying anything about topless. :shrug:

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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: psilyguy]
#13573847 - 12/02/10 05:08 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

psilyguy said:

I just reread that book when the movie came out. Fake Harry and Hermione did kiss in the book, but I don't remember it saying anything about topless.

Eh, why not throw a sex scene into the film? I mean sex sells in america. Haven't you seen that south park episode?

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fee
Im he who is the

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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Maverick]
#13573962 - 12/02/10 05:36 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I feel either really old or really mature.

Either way its fine with me.

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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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robbyberto
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Hakim0777]
#13573974 - 12/02/10 05:38 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

The mark of a well adjusted and successful man is getting caught while beating off to a Harry Potter film.

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Doc_T
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: robbyberto]
#13573986 - 12/02/10 05:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Pics of the bewbs?

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freeskierpj
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
#13573987 - 12/02/10 05:42 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

AsAboveSoBelow said:

LOL.

yes it did happen in the Deathly Hallows. It wasnt the real Hermione and Harry. It was voldemort fucking with Ron through the horcrux

This...and wow just wow...go online and watch some porn maybe?

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Tetriana
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: freeskierpj]
#13574002 - 12/02/10 05:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Wow... I'd really hate to be him. :rotfl:

:rotfl:

Doc, you don't actually see any boobs.. maybe a bit of side boob.

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Doc_T
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Tetriana]
#13574017 - 12/02/10 05:50 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Like in the linked article?
Dude whacked it to blurry side boobs?

There's better Hermione stuff than that out there. Rule 34 is in full effect.

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psilyguy

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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: fee]
#13574410 - 12/02/10 06:56 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

fee said:

I feel either really old or really mature.

Either way its fine with me.

The books are really easy to read, but its a cool story. Whacking off to the movies though... :nonono:

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lazyfingers
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: psilyguy]
#13574504 - 12/02/10 07:11 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

It's the movie theater's fault. If your job is to display sexual content to glorified monkeys (south carolinians) then you should have a wanking area.

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Prisoner#1
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Re: whacking off to the new harry potter

[Re: Tetriana]
#13574526 - 12/02/10 07:17 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Tetriana said:

maybe a bit of side boob.

that's all that's needed isnt it, it's almost as good as a whole boob

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