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Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support?
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In all honesty, I would love to pass on my genes just in case I never accomplish anything. I just feel better knowing that my genes will live on. I realize how ridiculous this question sounds, but is a sperm bank the best way of going about this? I hear they are hard to get into.

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just go on a sex rampage.... knock up as many as are willing to spread their legs for you. Illegitimate children are your key to immortality!

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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If I knock up women overseas, would I have to pay child support? I'm thinking Denmark.

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Go to a regular bank and jerk off. They let everyone in.:laugh:

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Good idea! :laugh:

I guess I could just put a sperm sample into the capsule delivery thing too.

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Please! do the world a favor, cut your nutsack off and forget about ever having children.
There are too many irresponsible fathers  out there already.

That is all

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I wouldn't be an irresponsible father if the woman intended to raise a child on her own. I hear it is very common in Denmark, and I presume in some other places.

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Okay, I don't really want to build up the population in Africa or anything. Let alone have sex with an African. No offense to black people.

How about India? There is a large culture gap there and maybe the wealthy women who have servants would jump at the chance to screw a white man? What do you think?

P.S. Why did you delete your post?

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
P.S. Why did you delete your post?



I replied with an irrational, drunken answer. What I said would work, but children deserve to grow up with a mother and father in their lives.... for balance. Peace.

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Re: Is there a good way for me to impregnate a woman without paying child support? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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travel and bang ugly/fat chicks

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