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Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?
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I have been wrestling with the idea of getting a second job because I want to travel more and such.  I explain my dilemma to my barber, who is gay, and he immediately tells me I should jerk off on the internets for cash.  I'm like no, lol.  He spends the entire time cutting my hair telling me about how another of his clients lost his job over a year ago and since just jerks off to pay the bills.  He tells me his first time he got $600 overnight!  He doesn't even show his face he just beats it until he busts a nut and lives comfortably doing that everyday. 

So, would you do that?  I can't.  It's not that I'm ashamed of my body (I work out and I'm very fit) but I can't imagine the loss of dignity of doing that EVEN though you don't have to show your face on camera AND you're doing it from the comfort of your own home.  Still just couldn't get over the fact that I basically would be a whore for gay men. 

Keep in mind that you could be making 2 grand a week doing nothing else but 15 minutes every day shaming yourself for the world to see.

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: Bipolarbear] * 1
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What the hell, i didn't know about this.

I would do it, if i really needed the money.:yesnod:
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: Bipolarbear] * 3
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Getting payed to spank it? Hell i'm doing it for free. Might as well get some money.

I could care less who watched.


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: Connor4050]
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I have tattoos on both arms and could easily be identified so Im not sure lol

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: DeadHearts]
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I think he means porn


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: Bipolarbear]
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I could be surpassing Bill Gates net worth now if I had done that sooner. :sad:


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: justaguy]
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justaguy said:
I think he means porn


Why yes he does. Whats wrong with my post?

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: DeadHearts]
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You're obviously socialized into believing that this is morally wrong.  Who gives a fuck, that's a lot of money to receive for some gay dudes watching you act on a biological function.  I wouldn't tell anybody I do it, but I certainly would not feel bad about it.  It's just a penis, not your deep dark secret.

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: LoveYourLife]
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DeadHearts said:
justaguy said:
I think he means porn


Why yes he does. Whats wrong with my post?


What?


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: LoveYourLife]
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LoveYourLife said:
You're obviously socialized into believing that this is morally wrong.  Who gives a fuck, that's a lot of money to receive for some gay dudes watching you act on a biological function.  I wouldn't tell anybody I do it, but I certainly would not feel bad about it.  It's just a penis, not your deep dark secret.


This. Sign me up lol


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: LoveYourLife]
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LoveYourLife said:
You're obviously socialized into believing that this is morally wrong.  Who gives a fuck, that's a lot of money to receive for some gay dudes watching you act on a biological function.  I wouldn't tell anybody I do it, but I certainly would not feel bad about it.  It's just a penis, not your deep dark secret.


True but still. Just dont know if im comfy with that is all. I mean that kind of shit
is not for everyone.

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: LoveYourLife]
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: NetDiver]
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This dude I know from work told me the same thing when I said I was thinking about quitting. He said he got so good at it that he actually got a different job offer, and went to a site where he got paid $200 an hour. Ever since that discussion its been running through my mind, and I have to say that if I don't have to show my face or flirt with anyone, it sounds tempting, but at the same time I think if it ever did come to that, I would have to pursue some other career goal long term or I'd feel like a shmohawk


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: DeadHearts]
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DeadHearts said:
LoveYourLife said:
You're obviously socialized into believing that this is morally wrong.  Who gives a fuck, that's a lot of money to receive for some gay dudes watching you act on a biological function.  I wouldn't tell anybody I do it, but I certainly would not feel bad about it.  It's just a penis, not your deep dark secret.


True but still. Just dont know if im comfy with that is all. I mean that kind of shit
is not for everyone.


I agree, totally not for everybody.  To some gay dudes though, it's just a guy beating off  :shrug: .. it's not like they put much thought into it.  They pretty much bust a nut and go on about their day like nothing happened, and you make bank off some tards uncontrollable desire to masturbate to virtual images.  Fuck it, I'd do it while I'm putting myself through college and law school.

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: LoveYourLife] * 3
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Yeah damn I can make money from this? I need a webcam. :thumbup:

Besides if someone says "HA HA I saw you wacking it on the internet!", you can say, "fag".

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: 4runner] * 1
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Where do I sign up?

People PAY me to jack off? Holy shit. :smile2:

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: feifen] * 1
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Honestly, how do I sign up?


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: feifen]
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I think I've heard about this before, and if I remember correctly you have to have a certain type of body. They don't just want some fat bellied pig whacking off on camera - not many people care to see that.


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: feifen]
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feifen said:
Where do I sign up?

People PAY me to jack off? Holy shit. :smile2:



Seriously I wanna get in on this. I have no job yet and need some cash lol...


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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$? [Re: freeskierpj]
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:wtf:


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