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Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya
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So i've been doing these yoga positions. One of them is this one where you lay on your back and throw your legs over your head and down onto the floor keeping your legs straight, or you can put your knees to your shoulders.

When i put my knees to my shouldners im sure i could suck my own nob if i wanted too. Given that i've never had an erection while doing this i've never tryed, but i know i can.

Cool aye :naughty:

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I could probably touch my tounge on it while soft if i streatched it out and stuck my toung out. HAHAHA

i know its sick but it's funny because i think of it everytime i do this position

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #1]
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oh lol. I can too :rofl::rofl:

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Is it considered gay blowing yourself? Make sure to let yourself know when youre about to bust. Gaymo.

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #2]
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nah nah nah, not be gay. just full flex n shit

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #1]
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the plow

comes in handy, as you now know :hehehe:

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Mine is the only dick I'd ever suck. I say go for it--men worldwide have at least thought about, and even envy the ability.

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Not everybody has had to just think about it or envy....

:smilingpuppy:

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
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this is OP





:smilingpuppy:

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #6]
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:shrug:

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I one time got my toung to the tip of my wang. :shrug:

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #6]
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roughly 1 in 1000 men are capable of performing auto-fellatio to ejaculation.
:themoreyouknow:

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Just for the record, I would never do this. Yesterday when I tried I was not even naked. There was faberic between my self and myslef

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Anonymous #1 said:
Just for the record, I would never do this. Yesterday when I tried I was not even naked. There was faberic between my self and myslef


...why the fuck not? If I could suck my own dick I would.

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #6]
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If you had two dicks would you suck em' if you could?

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
I one time got my toung to the tip of my wang. :shrug:


I've managed to do this a couple times too. I was probably around 14 at the time. Now im not flexible enough

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Lol, a dick is a dick no matter if its yours of not. A guy sucking a dick is gay.

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #10]
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So what your saying is if your sucking your own dick and a guy walks in and you start sucking his dick, then he starts sucking your dick, then you start sucking your dick, then it is all the same?

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Lol, a dick is a dick no matter if its yours of not. A guy sucking a dick is gay.


you are a retard.  You touch dicks every time you piss or masturbate, by your logic, you're a faggot.

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Re: Im one flexible cat, let me tell ya [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #10 said:
Lol, a dick is a dick no matter if its yours of not. A guy sucking a dick is gay.


you are a retard.  You touch dicks every time you piss or masturbate, by your logic, you're a faggot.


Sucking =/= touching.

If you do equate the two... then you better practice what you preach. In other words, all things touched must be sucked. No exceptions.
And pics, too.

Edited by Anonymous (10/01/10 03:22 AM)

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