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Anonymous #1

I want to club the baby seal clubbers

#13180946 - 09/11/10 04:32 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I thought about sniping them from afar instead, but that's much too quick and painless. Clubbing the clubbers seems most appropriate. I'd just dump their useless body into the ocean and let the marine life consume their corpse so these worthless bags of meat actually serve a purpose in life.

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Anonymous #2

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#13180951 - 09/11/10 04:34 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Its to ensure the best quality seal pelt.

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Anonymous #3

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#13180958 - 09/11/10 04:38 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

And a humane death. Spike through the skull is a sure thing, bullet may not do the deed.

You should see how they do cows.

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Anonymous #4

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#13180966 - 09/11/10 04:42 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Why do people get butthurt over baby seals but not over cows, calfs, chicken, turkey, fish, baby fish (caviar, roe, etc.) etc when they are killed more often?

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Anonymous #1

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#13180987 - 09/11/10 04:47 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Anonymous #4 said:

Why do people get butthurt over baby seals but not over cows, calfs, chicken, turkey, fish, baby fish (caviar, roe, etc.) etc when they are killed more often?

Because those animals are killed as a source of food. Baby seals are murdered because some egotistical filthy human wants to wear a fur coat that isn't synthetic.

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Anonymous #4

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#13181038 - 09/11/10 05:04 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

They also wear cow pelt, they use feathers for decoration, they mount deer on walls, whats different about them?

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Anonymous #2

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#13181188 - 09/11/10 05:52 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Well maybe you should do something positive about it, like find these guys a market for their seal meat, $$$

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Anonymous #5

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#13181205 - 09/11/10 05:55 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

Lol, he's like, "Oh shit! Noooooo"

They are like fat ass dachsuns with no legs

Oh they are so cute :yesnod:

:yesnod:

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Anonymous #6

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#13181228 - 09/11/10 06:00 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

then do it dude stop being such a pussy and club them from the feet up and when their final moments of life approach take a piss on their face. then ill kill you cause your the clubber of seal clubbers and that would be wrong as well.

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Anonymous #1

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#13181238 - 09/11/10 06:02 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Then I'll be forced to club the clubber of the baby seal clubber that clubs the clubber clubbering some other clubber while clubbing at the local discotek.

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Anonymous #6

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#13181245 - 09/11/10 06:04 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

i club kittens

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Anonymous #3

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#13181377 - 09/11/10 06:35 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

They are like fat ass dachsuns with no legs

Except dachshunds are little badasses.
They were bred to hunt badgers, that's why they are that shape.
To go face first down a badger hole and win.

Don't diss on dachsunds dude.

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Anonymous #7

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#13181619 - 09/11/10 07:29 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Anonymous #3 said:

Don't diss on dachsunds dude.

:nonono:

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Anonymous #3

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#13181647 - 09/11/10 07:38 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Dude, for serious.

They go face to face with badgers and win. Chuck Norris isn't bad enough to do that.
Every dachshund you see comes from a long line of winners- that's the difference between dachshunds and people.

With dachshunds, only the winners breed.

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Anonymous #7

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#13181694 - 09/11/10 07:49 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

:yesnod:

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Anonymous #8

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#13181756 - 09/11/10 08:06 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Anonymous #4 said:

Why do people get butthurt over baby seals but not over cows, calfs, chicken, turkey, fish, baby fish (caviar, roe, etc.) etc when they are killed more often?

Those animals are raised for eating

And fish aren't mammals and cute like seals

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Anonymous #9

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#13181768 - 09/11/10 08:09 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

I'm going to go club a baby seal right now!!!

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Anonymous #10

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#13181971 - 09/11/10 09:02 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Whats a baby seals favorite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks..

:headbanger:

:headbanger:

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Anonymous #3

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#13182076 - 09/11/10 09:22 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Anonymous #8 said:

And fish aren't mammals and cute like seals

Sea Kittens!

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Anonymous #7

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#13182155 - 09/11/10 09:41 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Anonymous #10 said:

Whats a baby seals favorite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks..

:mrburns:

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