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My ex girlfriend and my huge problem
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I'm just so in love with her in a huge way. I should have taken more pics of her in the nude, because this is all I have left of our intimacy.

What's the best way to win back a classy girl, fellas?

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Re: My ex girlfriend and my huge problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That is a male buttocks.

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Anonymous #2 said:
That is a male buttocks.


I beg to differ. You obviously can't spot true female beauty when you see it. If you don't have any advice for me on how to get her back, then please leave the thread open to those willing to help.

Cmon guys, I love her.

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Re: My ex girlfriend and my huge problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Here's another picture of her that I photoshopped because she broke up with me. I didn't wanna show this one, but I had to prove she is female, though I cannot fathom how someone could not detect pure female beauty with the first pic.

Please don't circulate this, she carries my heart.

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Re: My ex girlfriend and my huge problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That is some fine ass poon.

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Re: My ex girlfriend and my huge problem [Re: Anonymous #3]
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DAT ASS  :bobmarley:

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Re: My ex girlfriend and my huge problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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There's enough room in that puss for me to swim laps.

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Re: My ex girlfriend and my huge problem [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Now c'mon guys, stop talkin about my girl like that. I know you are probably just jealous, but give it a rest.

I'm thinking about just calling her.

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Re: My ex girlfriend and my huge problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Dude that hole is screaming for me to probe it with my dowsing rod. Do you realize how much crude oil and natural gas is probably hiding in there?

We could be fucking millionaires.

That's how George Bush did it.. he plowed his grandma and got rich! RICH I tell ya!

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Re: My ex girlfriend and my huge problem [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
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I would jam my spore syringe into that butt and shoot a fat wad of spores in there, fill that ass with sticky white mycelium, wait a few weeks, then stick my whole head in there and feast on her buttshrooms :crazy2: :mushroom2:

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Anonymous #1 said:
Now c'mon guys, stop talkin about my girl like that. I know you are probably just jealous, but give it a rest.

I'm thinking about just calling her.



Call her, go see her, you must do whatever it takes to win this goddess back!

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Anonymous #4 said:
I would jam my spore syringe into that butt and shoot a fat wad of spores in there, fill that ass with sticky white mycelium, wait a few weeks, then stick my whole head in there and feast on her buttshrooms :crazy2: :mushroom2:


OK. You've officially out-trolled me on this one. I almost vomited when I read this post.

:congrats:

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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
I would jam my spore syringe into that butt and shoot a fat wad of spores in there, fill that ass with sticky white mycelium, wait a few weeks, then stick my whole head in there and feast on her buttshrooms :crazy2: :mushroom2:


OK. You've officially out-trolled me on this one. I almost vomited when I read this post.

:congrats:


i ate while reading this and wasn't even slightly disgusted. :feelsweirdman:

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