The other night I went to a good friends party and got drunk and went to sleep in a room, when I woke up though I was in another room. I was like wtf?
My friend wakes up and starts laughing just asks me if I remember what I did last night. So I say I remember going to sleep, but not how I had gotten out of the bedroom.
Apparently in the middle of the night I walked into the kitchen and took a piss into the trash can and just closed the trash can, walked into the hall and went back to sleep... 
anyone else ever have this happen? I must have blacked out mid sleep or something, I felt really bad and took out the trash and shit, I was worried my buddy was going to think I was a huge dick but he said "Dude, you pissed into a trash can black out drunk, I think it's hilarious, it's not like you raped my sister or anything"
I vow to never black out again now.
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