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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Anonymous #24 said:
Someone please explain scramble vision porn...



It probably never occurs anymore with all of the new digital technology but back in the 80s and 90s if you didn't get Cinemax or Showtime or a channel like that, you could still flip on that channel on your tv and somewhat see a scrambled, garbled picture of what was on. It was out of focus and squiggly with lines of out of focus color going all over the place, but you could still see enough to fap to.:lol: It was pathetic, but hey I was like 12-14.:shrug:

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Ready for this thread to be over?
sister.
cousin.

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #25]
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I fapped to my chaplain.
She's pretty hot, you guys would too.

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
I rest my balls on the bathroom sink and rub my nipples until they are very tender. Soon I achieve a hardon and begin to masturbate with one hand while rubbing 1 nipple with the other. I then hop in the shower and stick a frozen hot dog up my ass covered in lotion. I work it until shit comes out, but I squish the feces down the drain and continue anal masturbation. Eventually, I ejaculate in the shower as well, usually cumming in my palm and licking up the cum.



Oddly, I believe this story.

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #16]
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i fapped to the babysitter from calvin and hobbes

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Anonymous #19 said:
I rest my balls on the bathroom sink and rub my nipples until they are very tender. Soon I achieve a hardon and begin to masturbate with one hand while rubbing 1 nipple with the other. I then hop in the shower and stick a frozen hot dog up my ass covered in lotion. I work it until shit comes out, but I squish the feces down the drain and continue anal masturbation. Eventually, I ejaculate in the shower as well, usually cumming in my palm and licking up the cum.



Oddly, I believe this story.




What is not so odd is that it turned you on.

:gayvirgin:

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Anonymous #25 said:
Ready for this thread to be over?
sister.
cousin.




If you had fucked your sister, then it would be over.  Even marrying your cousin is legal in some places.  As for jerking off to them, it's no big deal. 

I found the frozen hot dog, squishing feces down the drain MUCH more disturbing.

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #2]
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i am surprised no one mentioned the spanish channel.  when i was 14 that shit was awesome.  they had shows with bikini girls on it all the time.

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Anonymous #26 said:
i am surprised no one mentioned the spanish channel.  when i was 14 that shit was awesome.  they had shows with bikini girls on it all the time.



oh damn

you are right about that shit

that and QVC every once in a while would have some gold in the middle of the night

oh and the Wild On Series on E and of course the Classic Howard Stern Show

Edited by Anonymous (08/26/10 06:37 PM)

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I love the Spanish channel :drooling:

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #15]
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wild on E she SHEEEEEEZEEEEEE

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #26]
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ever jerked off to yogabunny pictures?

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #16]
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?

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Anonymous #26 said:
i am surprised no one mentioned the spanish channel.  when i was 14 that shit was awesome.  they had shows with bikini girls on it all the time.



I loved that channel! They had those hot spanish girls with big tits and asses, and the best part was that I couldn't understand a word they said so I could imagine. :wink:

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #13]
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this thread reminds me of this southpark episode :lol:


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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
ever jerked off to yogabunny pictures?



Nice try yoga bunny.

And no.

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #27]
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Anonymous #27 said:
this thread reminds me of this southpark episode :lol:





haha

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous #22 said:
Anonymous #24 said:
Someone please explain scramble vision porn...



It probably never occurs anymore with all of the new digital technology but back in the 80s and 90s if you didn't get Cinemax or Showtime or a channel like that, you could still flip on that channel on your tv and somewhat see a scrambled, garbled picture of what was on. It was out of focus and squiggly with lines of out of focus color going all over the place, but you could still see enough to fap to.:lol: It was pathetic, but hey I was like 12-14.:shrug:




My brother was always mesmerized by it, I was too young. Now I want it back so I can trip and watch it.

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #28]
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Anonymous #28 said:
Anonymous #16 said:
ever jerked off to yogabunny pictures?



Nice try yoga bunny.

And no.



I was thinking that it was probably danlennon that said this. I am almost positive that it was danlennon, actually. He's pretty infatuated with her on a scary tip.

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Re: shit ive jerked off to [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Jerked it to a mannequin on the 2nd floor of a 99 cent store while i was working :awesome:

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