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Re: Fuck My LIFE- rash on PENIS! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
it's all over my yard.  it's a weed..  it's not the fun kind.  well, it could be, but you'd need a fuckton of the seeds and have to do an extraction. 

still, the shit is obnoxious as all hell.  grows up and in to every fucking thing imaginable..  we've been fighting it off for probably 10 fucking years, slowly winning the war against it but the shit won't go the hell away  :frown:



I have a type of bamboo they make resveratrol supplements from. I call it monkey weed, but I think the real name is Japanese knotwood. Once you have it, you are pretty much fucked. The way it propagates is all underground, and even burning the earth or salt treatments will not deal with it. If you pull it, the entire network is still going. People have put in steel plates that are several feet thick and the stuff still just grows around it. I always call it a plant std, you can treat the damage, but never seem to cure it. I hate the stuff, but manage to keep it out of the main yard. If you want to fuck people up, figure out a way to establish this plant, like herpes, it will flare up no matter how well you thought you had it under control.

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Re: Fuck My LIFE- rash on PENIS! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yup. You've got the herp.

Oh well.

most of the population has it anyway.

Most guys usually don't even know they're carrying it.

Get some cream. Shit will go away soon.

unprotected sex with multiple women who are on birth control FTW.

(because we wouldn't want to be unsafe now would we?) haha

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