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Probably gonna start stealing from my father.
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Seriously, he steals spice from me every chance he gets. Every time I leave my room and go downstairs, I hear him walking over into my room to try to find some spice to steal. He bitches at me for spending MY money, and then steals from me.

Fuck him, next time I get the chance I'm taking a $20 out of his wallet. I figure he's steals at least that much from me every week, so I'm gonna take it back once a week.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Cool beans.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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leave some fake "spice" for him to steal.  something that will make him cough up a lung or make him sicker than dog shit.  A guy at work used to steal frozen dinners out of the refridgerator.  I left a few out in the hot sun for a few days and re-froze them.  put an end to that real quick.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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hold on lol

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I've considered that, but I think it would be too cruel to leave out fake spice. I'd rather just take a little money from him and leave out a bit for him to find once in a while.


Edit: Also, that frozen dinner story is bad ass.

Edited by Anonymous (06/19/10 11:59 PM)

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Only old people say "father".

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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We all know that the only way to solve problems is by Hammurabi's code.  Because stealing from someone will justify them stealing from you. 


Get a life.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Only old people say "father".



19 here, and I prefer it to daddy any day.

Anonymous #6 said:
We all know that the only way to solve problems is by Hammurabi's code.  Because stealing from someone will justify them stealing from you. 


Get a life.



Pretty much right.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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lol @ number 3.
U should do something of the same nature OP

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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spice means weed right?

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
spice means weed right?



I think he means JWH of some kind, synthetic cannabanoids.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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never had JWH is it any good?

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I've only tried jwh-018, and I like it a lot, but people have mixed feelings- I know some people that don't like it by itself but sprinkle some on the top of a bowl and are blown away

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I dunno mang...I've never had much of a problem with it myself  :shrug:

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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I used to work backshift at a grocery store. And this kid I worked with would go up and steal the day shift's lunches and snacks out of the fridge every night.

We found some caramel cakes, took a syringe and injected them with chocolate liquid ex-lax, then left them in plain sight in the wrapper on the table

He spent the next 7 hours on the shitter after scarfing those. Then he never stole lunches again.

IMO, the only way deter theft is to alter whatever you can in the situation so they learn a lesson.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Mate, you're doomed to be a waste of space like your father so just roll with it and take whatever. Its not like you have any intention of actualy bettering yourself.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Mate, you're doomed to be a waste of space like your father so just roll with it and take whatever. Its not like you have any intention of actualy bettering yourself.



Wow, you're a dick.

You should probably get off that high horse "mate".

I'm sure you're a very enlightened and empowered individual.

Fucktard.

Keep on stealin' OP. Nobody can do right all the time.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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are you surprised, #11? this is the shroomery, after all. he's just enlightened.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #12 said:
Mate, you're doomed to be a waste of space like your father so just roll with it and take whatever. Its not like you have any intention of actualy bettering yourself.



Wow, you're a dick.

You should probably get off that high horse "mate".

I'm sure you're a very enlightened and empowered individual.

Fucktard.

Keep on stealin' OP. Nobody can do right all the time.



:picard:

You fail at the interwebs with your inability to detect sarcasm.

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Re: Probably gonna start stealing from my father. [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Move out and grow up would be a start. If your not paying rent and buying food then your dad isn't really stealing.
Take this as wage garnishment. He deserves to relax after a hard days work and the stress of having to pay all your
bills.

skatealex?

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