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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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the word clutch is exclusively for faggots regardless of whatever bullshit reason you come up with

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #21]
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this thread SUCKS

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #9 said:
Anonymous #9 said:
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!







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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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So the OP was murdered, right?

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #23]
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does a bear like to shit in the woods?

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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no shitting is painful for them

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Bears are quite regular, they get a lot of roughage.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #10] * 1
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I once encountered a patch of wild blackberries in the forest.

It was clear from the way they were tramped and matted down a bear had gone in, ate the shit out of them, and laid down to sleep in the middle..
and then woken up at some point with the shits.

his path out of the berries was clear, because about 4' away from where he had laid down an oil slick of shit filled with berry seeds began and continued for about another 15'.  i'm talking it looked like fucking gallons of shit.  i really felt bad for the bear, sorta, i was actually laughing pretty fucking hard.  it's nice to know that animals do foolish things and get the runs just the same as I do.  :awesome:

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Yeah, he done went with Jeepers Creepers and something is wearing him around about now...

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #13]
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What a payment! "As payment I get to eat your face and make it my own":tongue2:

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #24]
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clutch 1 |klə ch |
verb [ trans. ]
grasp or seize (something) tightly or eagerly : he stood clutching a microphone | [ intrans. ] figurative Mrs. Longhill clutched at the idea.
• (also Brit. clutch up) become nervous and panicked : doctors could clutch up and lose control as easily as anyone.
noun
1 a tight grasp or an act of grasping something : she made a clutch at his body.
• ( someone's clutches) a person's power or control, esp. when perceived as cruel or inescapable : he had narrowly escaped the clutches of the Nazis.
2 a slim, flat handbag without handles or a strap.
3 ( the clutch) an emergency or critical moment : he came through for us in the clutch [as adj. ] : they were among the best clutch hitters in baseball.
4 a mechanism for connecting and disconnecting a vehicle engine from its transmission system.
• the pedal operating such a mechanism.
• an arrangement for connecting and disconnecting the working parts of any machine.
PHRASES
clutch at straws see straw .
ORIGIN Middle English (in the sense [bend, crook] ): variant of obsolete clitch [close the hand,] from Old English clyccan [crook, clench,] of Germanic origin.
clutch 2 |klətʃ| |klʌtʃ|
noun
a group of eggs fertilized at the same time, typically laid in a single session and (in birds) incubated together.
• a brood of chicks.
• a small group of people or things : a clutch of young girls on roller skates.
ORIGIN early 18th cent.: probably a southern variant of northern English dialect cletch, related to Middle English cleck [to hatch,] from Old Norse klekja.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Ok lets stop this stupid "clutch" argument and get to the real issue. Do you think the OP went through with it? Do you think he was murdered, raped, or turned into "the gimp"(Pulp Fiction)? Maybe he got out alive. OP where art thou???

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Anonymous #26 said:
Ok lets stop this stupid "clutch" argument



Please!

Quote:
Anonymous #26 said: Maybe he got out alive. OP where art thou???




Trollsville, maybe?

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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fuck the OP, the whole opening post makes no sense. Someone you dont know wants you to do something you dont want to do so you just say no, you dont want to do that. The end.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Bring out the Gimp!

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Anonymous #25 said:
clutch 1 |klə ch |
verb [ trans. ]
grasp or seize (something) tightly or eagerly : he stood clutching a microphone | [ intrans. ] figurative Mrs. Longhill clutched at the idea.
• (also Brit. clutch up) become nervous and panicked : doctors could clutch up and lose control as easily as anyone.
noun
1 a tight grasp or an act of grasping something : she made a clutch at his body.
• ( someone's clutches) a person's power or control, esp. when perceived as cruel or inescapable : he had narrowly escaped the clutches of the Nazis.
2 a slim, flat handbag without handles or a strap.
3 ( the clutch) an emergency or critical moment : he came through for us in the clutch [as adj. ] : they were among the best clutch hitters in baseball.
4 a mechanism for connecting and disconnecting a vehicle engine from its transmission system.
• the pedal operating such a mechanism.
• an arrangement for connecting and disconnecting the working parts of any machine.
PHRASES
clutch at straws see straw .
ORIGIN Middle English (in the sense [bend, crook] ): variant of obsolete clitch [close the hand,] from Old English clyccan [crook, clench,] of Germanic origin.
clutch 2 |klətʃ| |klʌtʃ|
noun
a group of eggs fertilized at the same time, typically laid in a single session and (in birds) incubated together.
• a brood of chicks.
• a small group of people or things : a clutch of young girls on roller skates.
ORIGIN early 18th cent.: probably a southern variant of northern English dialect cletch, related to Middle English cleck [to hatch,] from Old Norse klekja.




I don't know what shit hole part of the internet that came from but Webster's Dictionary, and the Oxford English Dictionary, do not recognize the above definition, more specifically the bizarre 3rd entry, where a noun is used as an adjective.

Both dictionaries recognize slang, and are frequently updated, their omission is likely because only a small group of faggots use the term in the way it has been defined in entry 3, while regular English speakers find the usage to be cumbersome and full of faggotry.

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