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I just bit off more than I can chew.
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So I work where people come and go constantly.  This guy comes in and starts shootin the shit about his bike being stuck in a town about 2 hours away and is asking the fella I work with for a ride.  The guy declines but throws me out there and says I may be able to do it.  We get to talkin, the guy gives me his sob story for a bit, but seems like he has cash, and is offering to drive his car to go pick the bike up and I drive his car back and he drives the bike back.  I, after a bit of persuasion on his part, agree.  Then he starts bringing up religion a bit, then he brings up how he busts coke dealers, etc etc.  I start to get the feeling this guy is a major LEO or informant.  Slick back 80's hair, gold chains, brand new camero with a brand new engine, going to pick up a brand new harley he claimed had built in undercover lights.


What the fuck do I do? He knows where I work and I agreed to take him right after work.  I feel like there's more to this bike story then he's leading me to believe.  And if he is some fed cop, telling him no might seem weird at this point.  i'm gonna be nervous as fuck bout this one.  It looks like I bought the ticket though :frown:

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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become occupied with some other plans on that day that you 'forgot about'

it happens all the time, its not like you even know the guy and have some long lasting commitment to help him out...

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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He took my cell #, I'm a Naive ass.  And he will be at my job when I get off tomorrow.  Frisky feelings running through me.  What if it's still a good idea?  He said he'd compensate with "something" he said he could do me a favor as opposed to paying me.  I wonder what that even means.  I think I may do it and risk death, I really embrace adventure.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sounds like hes a homo, I'd call it off you don't owe him shit!

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Having scary people owe you favors is pretty sweet.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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:lol:

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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uh, just don't fuckin offer to spark a bowl with him on the ride out?  christ son, you need to stop doing drugs.  you're paranoid as fuck and it is not an endearing quality.  jesus.  do you piss yourself when the cashier at the grocery store asks if you have a club card, too?

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I am scared for my life.  What if he is lying?  If he is a cop wouldn'the have better means to get his shit?  He could be a rapist or a killer.  But I do agree having scarey people owing you favors is pretty clutch.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Do it and post back what happens!

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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This story is turning my awesome mescaline trip into a bad one.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Do it and post back what happens!


Please? Bonus points if there's pics.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Anonymous #1 said:
I am scared for my life.  What if he is lying?  If he is a cop wouldn'the have better means to get his shit?  He could be a rapist or a killer.  But I do agree having scarey people owing you favors is pretty clutch.


Stop trying to make "clutch" a new slang term for awesome. It won't catch on because only douche bags and faggots who help out undercover cops use it.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
What the fuck do I do? He knows where I work and I agreed to take him right after work.  I feel like there's more to this bike story then he's leading me to believe.  And if he is some fed cop, telling him no might seem weird at this point.  i'm gonna be nervous as fuck bout this one.  It looks like I bought the ticket though :frown:

Just tell him to fuck off and that you don't respect people of religion.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again


Come on - it's a big fat come on and he got boo-foo on the brain dude...don't do it! Don't be intimidated into it either, just have something else you have to do and apologize and say good luck with that but don't go. :noway:

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
I am scared for my life.  What if he is lying?  If he is a cop wouldn'the have better means to get his shit?  He could be a rapist or a killer.  But I do agree having scarey people owing you favors is pretty clutch.


Stop trying to make "clutch" a new slang term for awesome. It won't catch on because only douche bags and faggots who help out undercover cops use it.



that's not even how he's using "clutch" in this instance

using it in place of "awesome" is pretty retarded and only done by fucking idiots, but the term "clutch", as used here, has a different meaning.  See also:  "That was a clutch fucking catch (of the baseball as it was going over the fence)" or "CLUTCH SAVE DUDE (as you drop and then catch your beer in mid-air, averting a mess)"

in other words, something pulled out of your ass at the last moment that saves the whole fucking situation from getting out of hand.
ie, scary people owing you favors can be pulled out of your ass when shit gets too fucking crazy

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
I am scared for my life.  What if he is lying?  If he is a cop wouldn'the have better means to get his shit?  He could be a rapist or a killer.  But I do agree having scarey people owing you favors is pretty clutch.


Stop trying to make "clutch" a new slang term for awesome. It won't catch on because only douche bags and faggots who help out undercover cops use it.



that's not even how he's using "clutch" in this instance

using it in place of "awesome" is pretty retarded and only done by fucking idiots, but the term "clutch", as used here, has a different meaning.  See also:  "That was a clutch fucking catch (of the baseball as it was going over the fence)" or "CLUTCH SAVE DUDE (as you drop and then catch your beer in mid-air, averting a mess)"

in other words, something pulled out of your ass at the last moment that saves the whole fucking situation from getting out of hand.
ie, scary people owing you favors can be pulled out of your ass when shit gets too fucking crazy


You just used it in a sentence in place of "awesome" or "great". You fucking fail at words faggot.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Holy GOD are you thick, #11

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
I am scared for my life.  What if he is lying?  If he is a cop wouldn'the have better means to get his shit?  He could be a rapist or a killer.  But I do agree having scarey people owing you favors is pretty clutch.


Stop trying to make "clutch" a new slang term for awesome. It won't catch on because only douche bags and faggots who help out undercover cops use it.



that's not even how he's using "clutch" in this instance

using it in place of "awesome" is pretty retarded and only done by fucking idiots, but the term "clutch", as used here, has a different meaning.  See also:  "That was a clutch fucking catch (of the baseball as it was going over the fence)" or "CLUTCH SAVE DUDE (as you drop and then catch your beer in mid-air, averting a mess)"

in other words, something pulled out of your ass at the last moment that saves the whole fucking situation from getting out of hand.
ie, scary people owing you favors can be pulled out of your ass when shit gets too fucking crazy


You just used it in a sentence in place of "awesome" or "great". You fucking fail at words faggot.



YES, BECAUSE RED AND BLOODSHOT HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME CONNOTATION RIGHT?

dude, i couldn't outline it any easier for you.  Awesome and great can be used in place of "clutch" but "clutch" cannot be used in place of awesome or great.

Awesome party?  YES.  Clutch party?  Only if it was thrown together at the last moment with a rapidly approaching deadline that would have spelled disaster had the party not been thrown.
Great beer?  YES.  Clutch beer?  Not unless the general consensus was there were no more beers left.

can you even fucking follow a rational line of thinking?  no?  gtfo my internet.

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Re: I just bit off more than I can chew. [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
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Man is that a gay word, or what? :facepalm:

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