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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
So you are a chick asking how to fuck an older guy? That's a real challenge.

Try saying to him, "Hey, wanna fuck me?" and see where it goes.




well he might be one of those teachers with damn morals.. like "Well you're cute, but the rules say I can't have relations with students" BS..



Troll.

All girls know that if they look half way decent and they say "fuck me" most guys would jump on that shit




Well not all girls just go up to a guy, spread their legs and say "fuck me" as a conversation starter. I have the hots for the guy, I'd fuck him if he let me, but I'm not gonna go up to the dude and put my vag in his face to get to that point.

Honestly, the cat and mouse game here could be a lot of fun.. that's the part I live for really.. I get bored easily once I've gotten what I've been chasing..

I knew when I posted this I would be accused of being a troll. (or looking like one.) Unfortunatly for you (or not) it is neither of those.. I'm just a horny bitch wanting some educated shlong.

Edited by Anonymous (02/11/10 03:51 PM)

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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if you're not in the 8+ range (scale of 1-10)
then i wouldnt bother. Wouldnt be worth the
risk for him, I guarantee he would factor that
in.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
if you're not in the 8+ range (scale of 1-10)
then i wouldnt bother. Wouldnt be worth the
risk for him, I guarantee he would factor that
in.




lol well honestly I don't know what  I am.. I'm not a fucking bombshell, but I'm no troll either. That's something I've never know where  I stand because I don't flaunt myself like some of the air headed bitches out there.. Guess it's for him to decide.. I donn't even know why  I posted this earlier.. hormones taking over.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
if you're not in the 8+ range (scale of 1-10)
then i wouldnt bother. Wouldnt be worth the
risk for him, I guarantee he would factor that
in.




lol well honestly I don't know what  I am.. I'm not a fucking bombshell, but I'm no troll either. That's something I've never know where  I stand because I don't flaunt myself like some of the air headed bitches out there.. Guess it's for him to decide.. I donn't even know why  I posted this earlier.. hormones taking over.



Just say

"Hey, I really need some help"
" I want you "

and go from there. Honestly if you can't figure it out your dumb or trollin

take ur pick

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Just say

"Hey, I really need some help"
" I want you "

and go from there. Honestly if you can't figure it out your dumb or *you look like a troll

take ur pick



fixed

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Write on your eyelids, and sit up front like in Summer SChool or whatever movie that was. Just keep closing your eyes and flashing him the message.

Write 'FUCK' on one and 'ME?' on the other.

Make sure you do it in a mirror so you don't fuck it up, because girls are stupid like that.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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like in indiana jones

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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YES.... thank you.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Write on your eyelids, and sit up front like in Summer SChool or whatever movie that was. Just keep closing your eyes and flashing him the message.

Write 'FUCK' on one and 'ME?' on the other.

Make sure you do it in a mirror so you don't fuck it up, because girls are stupid like that.



:rofl2:

Not a bad idea.. he's a math teacher so maybe I should do U+ME on one and =SEXY TIME on the other . but my eyes aren't that big

Edited by Anonymous (02/11/10 04:16 PM)

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
but my eyes aren't that big



Write it on yer tits for bonus effect...

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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what? and just flash him halfway through class? I don't think I'll need to write ANYTHING if I'm just gonna pop my tits out in class. He'll get the idea.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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tell him ur kok has a biggor circumfronce then his

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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obvious troll is obvious, why are you RETARDS even responding to this thread when CLEARLY there are more funny threads to respond to that are actually legit... Oh maybe because you all are subconsciously sexually attracted to your male math teachers, fucking faggots.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
tell him ur kok has a biggor circumfronce then his



How many times do I have to say I don't have a fucking cock.. I have titties and a pussy. Read shit before replying.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #10 said:
tell him ur kok has a biggor circumfronce then his



How many times do I have to say I don't have a fucking cock.. I have titties and a pussy. Read shit before replying.



yeah sure you do, you're just a homo. and if you are a chick you're fucking ugly and your pussy stanks. and besides, girls arnt allowed in anonymous section.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
obvious troll is obvious, why are you RETARDS even responding to this thread when CLEARLY there are more funny threads to respond to that are actually legit... Oh maybe because you all are subconsciously sexually attracted to your male math teachers, fucking faggots.



You're a moron. Every thread in this section of the forum is a troll according to you guys. Does it not occur to you that chicks read these fourms too, and guess what, we have hormones and like to get off too. I am real, the teacher is real, and my need to get off is real. No troll here.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #11 said:
obvious troll is obvious, why are you RETARDS even responding to this thread when CLEARLY there are more funny threads to respond to that are actually legit... Oh maybe because you all are subconsciously sexually attracted to your male math teachers, fucking faggots.



You're a moron. Every thread in this section of the forum is a troll according to you guys. Does it not occur to you that chicks read these fourms too, and guess what, we have hormones and like to get off too. I am real, the teacher is real, and my need to get off is real. No troll here.



you are not welcome in anonymous section, go get aids from a black man.
just because us men talk like that does not mean woman can, you're suppose to be shy and cry into your pillow when i fuck you, when you talk like that it just makes you sound like a tramp, which you probably are.

Edited by Anonymous (02/11/10 04:58 PM)

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #10 said:
tell him ur kok has a biggor circumfronce then his



How many times do I have to say I don't have a fucking cock.. I have titties and a pussy. Read shit before replying.



yeah sure you do, you're just a homo. and if you are a chick you're fucking ugly and your pussy stanks. and besides, girls arnt allowed in anonymous section.



I'm glad your only time in this thread is spent throwing insults. Go bother someone else.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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sorry its not my fault im not attracted to skanks.

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Re: I want to fuck... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
you are not welcome in anonymous section, go get aids from a black man.
just because us men talk like that does not mean woman can, you're suppose to be shy and cry into your pillow when i fuck you, when you talk like that it just makes you sound like a tramp.



Sorry little boy. Some girls like to have a good time. That doesn't make us tramps. Just cause I wanna screw this one guy doesn't mean I wanna fuck everything else with a set of balls. You guys can go around and talk this nasty shit and bone as many girls as you want and brag, and that makes you cool, but as soon as a girl opens her mouth about any of that she's labeled. Go get a life.

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