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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Anonymous #17 said:
shes fuckin someone else bro


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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
...her vagina is messed up where it doesnt produce enough vaginal lubrication so she can only have sex two-three times a day. Shes also a squirter so she wets the bed all the time during intercourse.


:facepalm:

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
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noones perfect!

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
...her vagina is messed up where it doesnt produce enough vaginal lubrication so she can only have sex two-three times a day. Shes also a squirter so she wets the bed all the time during intercourse.


:facepalm:


Well to be fair, squirt is watery as opposed to gooey so it's not really the best lube in the world. However she should pretty much be gaping at that point so it's usually a non-issue.

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
She's sleeping with someone else bro


Do you say that on every thread?  :grin:

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Anonymous #16 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
...her vagina is messed up where it doesnt produce enough vaginal lubrication so she can only have sex two-three times a day. Shes also a squirter so she wets the bed all the time during intercourse.


:facepalm:


Well to be fair, squirt is watery as opposed to gooey so it's not really the best lube in the world. However she should pretty much be gaping at that point so it's usually a non-issue.


moar foarplay

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
You're not getting blowjobs after you're married, regardless of jaw health.


vouch.

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #17 said:
shes fuckin someone else bro



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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #17]
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we have the same girlfreind

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Use it to your advantage. Since she can't give you BJs just give it to her in the butt for compensation.

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Theres something wrong with her mandable and so she cant open her mouth very wide and she when she goes down on me I can feel her teeth. Sex is very important aspect of love, not priority but if I'm going to marry her you know. Would you marry someone who couldn't give you all the head you need, I don't know if I should because then my whole life will be bjless. However I really love this girl she treats me right I just don't know what to do.


dude fucking be with her.
love should dominate this.
i love my girlfriend more than anything and her me... but she doesnt approve of my extensive use of psychedelics and has never tried any psychoactives herself.  it is so important to me that she understands and she is slowly coming around but every time i'm tripping i think of how badly i want her to understand.
BE WITH THIS GIRL.
worse things have happened than a blowjob with a little scraping.
consider yourself lucky.
i feel like you love this girl and can't find anything legitimately wrong with her so you feel like you have to pick something obscure.  comsider yourself lucky that this is the only thing you have to complain about.
if you wont be with her over this...
you are a fool

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #23]
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id have to agree with above poster if the bj's were really an issue why didn't you break it off sooner, you're never gonna find someone completely perfect so just squirt in her butt

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
you're never gonna find someone completely perfect so just squirt in her butt


I think this is my new favorite quote :lmafo:

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #16]
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yea dude this thread sucks. supposidly you love her, yet all you can fuckin do is complain about her behind her back. fuck you man, i hope she dumps your punk ass. no fuckin tact man.

next.

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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Anonymous #10 said:
squirt in her butt


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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #10 said:
squirt in her butt



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Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
knock her teeth out. then get down on one knee and propose.:super:


#11 FTW

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