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Uncle Sam's Club... formerly Wal-Mart
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So I was at Walmart tonight and this guy I use to work with walks up to me and he's like hey I seen you at ___ restaurant and I heard you talking about pot. Are you a regular smoker? I was like yeah was. Now I'm going into the service so I gave it up :sad:

I almost broke down and cried in walmart over weed :facepalm: I miss it a lot but sometimes you have to make sacrifices and move on with your life :sad:

So some of you are gonna be like wtf it's just pot and you know I say? Go fuck yourself. Marijuana is amazing :awesome:

almost as good as bacon :dancingbacon: which I don't have to give up :grin:

:happyweed:  :potleaf:  :bongload:  :ganja:  :jointsmile:


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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

Edited by Prisoner#1 (01/15/10 09:25 AM)

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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I'm pretty sure they make you give up bacon too :eek:

I'd go down shooting personally.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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I haven't craved pot since I quit. My life has been better without it, I only miss the nostalgia and social aspect. I could care less for its effects. Stay strong sister!


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Re: Wal-mart [Re: pfxtc]
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After basic you get to eat whatever you want, especially if you're as skinny as I am :lol:


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SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY
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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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if your super skinny you might be put on fat rations so you bulk up. What branch are you going in? I was in the army and did most of my training at fort benning Georgia . Let me be the first to tell you your recruiter lied  :awesomenod:


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: Wal-mart [Re: trekie]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
After basic you get to eat whatever you want, especially if you're as skinny as I am :lol:



That's the best reason to join! :thumbup:
trekie said:
if your super skinny you might be put on fat rations so you bulk up. What branch are you going in? I was in the army and did most of my training at fort benning Georgia . Let me be the first to tell you your recruiter lied  :awesomenod:



:lol:

Recruiter's are god's little angels.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: trekie]
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Me and my recruiter lied together :lmafo: I didn't have the gas to go 60 miles and he didn't have the time so we lied and said I did my 72 hour something or another. I haven't done a drug test since I've been in the DEP either so he prolly filled out false information on that too.

I'm going into The Navy. It seems like a respectable branch. They actually kinda saved my ass when I got a job. I wanted to be MP and somehow my vision came out just bad enough I couldnt be MP and I ended up with a better job. Already signed the contract and everything. If I had gotten the job I wanted I'd be going to the sandbox soon.


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SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY
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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
Me and my recruiter lied together :lmafo: I didn't have the gas to go 60 miles and he didn't have the time so we lied and said I did my 72 hour something or another. I haven't done a drug test since I've been in the DEP either so he prolly filled out false information on that too.

I'm going into The Navy. It seems like a respectable branch. They actually kinda saved my ass when I got a job. I wanted to be MP and somehow my vision came out just bad enough I couldnt be MP and I ended up with a better job. Already signed the contract and everything. If I had gotten the job I wanted I'd be going to the sandbox soon.



Best stay out of the sandbox :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
So some of you are gonna be like wtf it's just pot and you know I say? Go fuck yourself. Marijuana is amazing :awesome:

almost as good as bacon :dancingbacon: which I don't have to give up :grin:




Weed is better than bacon, but then you smoke it and you eat the bacon and it becomes better.:awesome:


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Re: Wal-mart [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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It makes love in my mouth and goes straight to my brain :awesome:


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SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY
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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I seen you at ___ restaurant and I heard you talking about pot.



You could say he.... "weeded" you out.

:anvil:


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Re: Wal-mart [Re: gzuf]
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I could couldn't I? :strokebeard:


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SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY
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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: gzuf]
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gzuf said:
LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I seen you at ___ restaurant and I heard you talking about pot.



You could say he.... "weeded" you out.

:anvil:



That was maliciously brilliant :rofl2:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: pfxtc]
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After you take your physical you wont have a drug test tell you go to BCT or what ever you water monkeys call it. Even then its just a piss test. At least with the army you always have a secondary M.O.S. and that 99.9 percent of the time is infantry.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: Wal-mart [Re: trekie]
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trekie said:
Let me be the first to tell you your recruiter lied  :awesomenod:



for more than 20 years that's been my favorite expression, I dropped in on
the VP of a concrete company when he told me I would be carrying 4 pallets
of engineered cement up 4 flights of stairs, the guy lost it, he retired
from the navy about 10 years earlier... he drafted some mexicans to do it

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I'm going into The Navy.




I have an uncle that put in 30 years with the navy, learn the system and
how to exploit it, there's a lot of benefits to education provided by the
military, quick boost in pay grade and often times your training will be
provided in some really nice locals, on occasion your pickup will be
delayed and you get a paid vacation between furloughs

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I'm going into The Navy.




I have an uncle that put in 30 years with the navy, learn the system and
how to exploit it, there's a lot of benefits to education provided by the
military, quick boost in pay grade and often times your training will be
provided in some really nice locals, on occasion your pickup will be
delayed and you get a paid vacation between furloughs



:thumbup:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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Fuck that, you can smoke weed in the Navy! I was introduced to most of the drugs that I've used in my life while in the Marines. Let me tell ya, travelling with the Navy is the way to go. Do a med float and find yourself in Croatia where 13 yr olds are peddling pure MDMA for 5 bucks a tab! :crazy2: I smoked hash in the anchor room bunches of times while the Navy was giving us a ride around.

Sure, you gotta clean up at first but I think I had like maybe 2 drug tests my entire time in the Marine Corps. You'll get smoked out aboard ship a few times at least. Just stick with the right people, those gung ho asshats can fuck right off.


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Re: Wal-mart [Re: 13eetleJuice]
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That's kinda what I was hoping for. Spend a few years in there and I won't be drug tested so much. It all depends on the base your at really or who you piss off :grin:

Maybe my prioritys will change and I'll forget about weed? :shrug:

Who am I fuckin kiddin :lmafo: Weed is like the boyfriend I didn't want to lose. I'll get him back someday :tongue2:


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SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY
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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Wal-mart [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
That's kinda what I was hoping for. Spend a few years in there and I won't be drug tested so much. It all depends on the base your at really or who you piss off :grin:

Maybe my prioritys will change and I'll forget about weed? :shrug:

Who am I fuckin kiddin :lmafo: Weed is like the boyfriend I didn't want to lose. I'll get him back someday :tongue2:



Seems like it will probably be legal by the time you get out :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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