oh my god so much disrespect for women here
seriously, if any of you guys ever wanted to get laid you need to practice proper edicate.
take your woman out to a flower stand. buy her some balloons. let one drift into the air and then turn to her and say, while looking deep into her retina- "this represents my love to you. see how it it drifts away? it will go to amazing places, this balloon and my love. we will soar high and far. until one day either the oxygen in the baloon escapes, or i die, or you die or something, but until then, we are inseperable. like the wind."
and then she'll be like, holy. fucking. shit. i never knew you were into keats. and then you be like, now can we please go back to my bachelor pad, so i can caress your butt with my leather gloves on?
zing. me=1 hoe = 0
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